tunetardis,

a catastrophic potato explosion

…or a bombe de terre, if you will.

Iamsqueegee,

You deserve good things in life.

chahk,

What’s “taters”, precious?

verdare,

slow clap

folkrav,

French speaker here: what makes it funny for me is it kind of sounds like someone trying to say “pomme de terre” with a stuffy nose

shapesandstuff,

That’s what they we’re going for, yea

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

I thought it was Germans who were humourless.

folkrav,

I literally said “what makes it funny for me”

Daxtron2,

And then proceeded to explain the joke

folkrav,

I don’t get it, sorry

Thisfox,

Been practicing cooking for pretty much thirty years. Many many baked potatoes, never had one explode.

ArtieShaw,
ArtieShaw avatar

Same here! Last night I was stabbing a couple out of habit and felt like the question needed to be asked.

Thisfox,

Never stabbed one potato in all that time.

…Perhaps they don’t explode in Australia? Or it could be a microwave thing. I don’t have a microwave.

fitjazz,

When I was a kid my mom was baking potatoes one time and realized partway through that she forgot to stab them before putting them in the oven. She quickly opened the oven and slid the rack out and stabbed one with a fork. Unfortunately it was too late. I was standing right next to the oven and potato exploded all over my mom and I as soon as the fork touched it.

ArtieShaw,
ArtieShaw avatar

That's the sort of horror story that's going to keep me stabbing my potatoes.

Teon, (edited )
Teon avatar

In the oven, really hot and it blew open and "baked" all over the inside. Hell to clean up. I was sure I poked it, but... couldn't remember.
Now I go all serial killer on them before baking.

ArtieShaw,
ArtieShaw avatar

Now that's the exciting outcome from my worst fears.

ApathyTree, (edited )
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Despite microwaving potatoes frequently, (1-10/wk, don’t judge me) for many years (often questionably, typically without pricking) I have yet to have one explode. One would assume microwave explosions would be more common.

Perhaps luck, perhaps potato type/size (I like Yukon gold and reds, which are thin skin, small, and relatively soft) but it’s just me so I don’t usually buy large/baking potatoes, and maybe those are more prone to bursting?

I put them in a lidded microwave safe container, bit of water in the bottom, microwave for 10-15 minutes. Never a burst in… almost 20 years?

palitu,

Not judging, but that’s a lot of potatoes.

Avg of 5/wk, 260/y, 5200 over the 20years.

Did you celebrate the 5000th?

Cinner,

Potatoes are fairly cheap and you can survive on them far longer than ramen.

But maybe they just really like the taste.

Somewhereunknown7351,
Somewhereunknown7351 avatar

Never

athos77,

There are videos of this on YouTube and TikTok.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I used to work in a bar that made baked potatoes all the time

It was a fast way to sober up a bit when one would pop in the oven

BradleyUffner,

A Rapid Unscheduled Mashing, as they say in the industry.

yesdogishere,

Many many times. My microwaves have a good mash of assorted root vegetables stuck in corners and behind grilles and on hidden fans. Real roach hotel, until I turn the oven on, and the roaches scurry out to explode, beginning the cycle anew.

Crankpork,

Yep! One of the worst burns I’ve ever gotten too. The potato sticks to you like glue and doesn’t come off right away.

Really sucks.

Ender2k,
Ender2k avatar

@ArtieShaw

Yes.

Melatonin,

Yes. It blew up real good.

southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Not in a regular oven, but in a microwave, yes

sentient_loom,
@sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Have you heard of the Tunguska Event?

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

*Spudguska Event

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