In that situation I make myself a half-rack of pork ribs in the slowcooker.
Wife doesn’t actually mind this, she just doesn’t care for pork ribs herself and I don’t feel like making her a separate meal when I’m indulging my inner carnivore.
A strong few years of devoted, in-depth field research on the subject yielded this insight and…not much else. Still trying to get published, maybe in High Times Investigative Quarterly (they’re an academic outfit, right?)
Do what I do, plan for porn, fastfood and beer. In reality you buy a six pack of your old brand, then drink half a beer with a large cheeseburger. Get queasy from the burger and fall a sleep before you manage to play with yourself. Wake up to find that the dog ate your fries and got diarrhea, which you slept through on account of the beer. Now clean up dog diarrhea with hangovers while swearing that you’ll never drink half a beer.
LPT: disable the roomba before sitting down, and make sure that the dog has been walked…
Wild! Orna is a geobased RPG which has bright purple teardrops called arcane slimes that you can fight.
It’s a pretty good game, but the creator wanted to avoid all scammy mobile game tactics and there’s not enough scarcity to make it long term engaging. It’s very fun for a few months every couple years or so, though, which I like better, tbh.
Mushrooms are sold in head shops in Oakland, California. I understand that to be the case in a number of cities. You may be able to make your way to one of them.
Just to add to this. Take a nice shower, eat something light, wear comfy cloths, and take your trip. Stay safe, enjoy, and have bottle of water with you :)
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