Just fuck my shit up
Contractor: how do you want the bathroom done?
Customer: basically, whenever I go in, I want to be wondering whether I’m drunk or on drugs.
Contractor: say no more.
Stanwich, I want my bathroom to look like the intro to saved by the bell
circuscritic, (edited ) There’s a 50% chance that a full panoramic photo that doesn’t have a Grind House Porn filter would make this bathroom actually look decent, or at minimum, not bad.
RampantParanoia2365, Is this part of one of those Mystery Spots where “laws of physics cease to exist”?
FullOfBallooons, 
I’m losing my balance just looking at this.
apis, Love it really. Would never have this done but if I ended up with this place I’d keep the bathroom.
Creat, I actually love this. In case I’m ever remodeling my bathroom, Imma save this so I can find it again. Thanks!
mp3, 
Don’t forget to post it here 😂
Anticorp, There were a lot of drugs being used in the 80’s.
Potatos_are_not_friends, Can confirm.
I went to a house showing where the owner made extremely questionable choices and when I asked “What were you smoking?” The guy answered that he indeed did a lot of drugs and now is too lazy to fix it.
vext01, 
Thank you for this! Keep them coming!
rayquetzalcoatl, Honestly, I love this. I think it’s fun!
DestroyerOfWorlds, Payed the tile guy in PCP
edgemaster72, 
cantstopthesignal, Somebody said Beetlejuice one too many times
blackn1ght, The white tiles are actually correct, the rest of the house is actually tilting over.
assassinatedbyCIA, When you need to obscure your bathrooms range, speed and heading from a ww2 battleship or submarine.
Anticorp, Hit em with the old razzle dazzle, eh?
Hossenfeffer, 
I’m not convinced that 70s porn mags would help you if the Scharnhorst was bearing down on you.
FatLegTed, 
You could come and go at the same time.
Anticorp, Like some sort of Karma Chameleon?
insomniac_lemon, 
The bathroom form of Insane, Insane Again by The J. Geils band. The "Relax, relax!" bit plays during a soak in the tub.
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