You might feel like that but… what kind of lettuce? What breed of tomatoes? What cut of bacon: back, middle, or streaky? Smoked or unsmoked? Fried, grilled, or baked? What kind of bread? Any butter? Mayonnaise? Salad cream? Any salt and pepper? If pepper, black or white?
A great BLT is a thing of utter joy, easily and deservedly one of the best sarnies in the world. But the details matter.
“Everyone’s got to have a hobby. Some people collect stamps or continental landmasses. Me, I can identify every bone in the human body by the sound of it breaking.” - Ulysses Sweet, Maniac for Hire
Every Wednesday I take my daughter to scouts. After scouts we take an unnecessarily long way home, playing music we like at each other and chatting. It’s a highlight of my week too.
Alternatively, over-report. Spelling mistake on an email from a colleague? Seems phishy to me. Email from a colleague with an attachment? Phishy! Unsolicited email from a client? Phishy! Email from ‘social committee’ sent to everyone in the team? Phishy!!!
I, too, am a human American from one of the 49 states which are united and in America. I am from the good state. All other states are weak and feeble compared to the state from which I come. This makes me a superior human. Obey my justified commands.
At school in Scotland, one art teacher would send the kids to see the other art teacher to ask if they had any tartan paint left. Alternatively, he would send them to go and ask for a long stand.
Attempted a BLT for lunch today (lemmus.org)
Rishi Sunak Takes Staged Election Questions from Conservative Councillors Posing as Ordinary Voters (bylinetimes.com)
The Google AI isn’t hallucinating about glue in pizza, it’s just over indexing an 11 year old Reddit post by a dude named fucksmith.
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/70425187-6d2b-4c3b-907f-c71de53919db.png...
Someday a real rain will come and wash all this shit off the streets (b.l3n.co)
The BBC display their heightist agenda (b.l3n.co)
Rishi Sunak announces 4 July general election (www.bbc.co.uk)
fittest bloke in preston (feddit.uk)
MTG is 'absolutely' racist, Texas Democrat says after their heated exchange in House (www.usatoday.com)
German politician's video of licking public toilets goes viral (www.thenews.com.pk)
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bloody wokies making dr who all gay and that! (vm.tiktok.com)
Context (warning: it’s the Express):...
On my way to work this morning a tractor nearly crashed into me. The driver was shouting about the end of the world being nigh...
… I think it was Farmer Geddon.
New weapon being developed to blast drones out of sky with radio waves, says MoD (www.shropshirestar.com)
A cutting-edge new weapon which uses radio waves to blast drones out of the sky is under development for the UK’s armed forces....
Kedgeree - not just for breakfast! (feddit.uk)
Kedgeree...
Recognizing when you're living in your best years (lemmy.world)
I'm in! (lemmy.world)
Via Extra Fabulous Comics
Wales once again proving to be exceptional (feddit.uk)
Oh my eyes! (www.foxtons.co.uk)
Subtle decor innit?
All my real Americans from US State stand up! (lemmy.world)
Fatherly hazing (lemmy.world)
Please be satire (sh.itjust.works)
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Don't tell him how Swabian Ravioli are called in the local dialect (lemmy.world)