I'm gonna avoid this Star Wars spinoff. It seems like a pile of hot dog vomit.
Spike, You see what happens when you don’t vote tankies?? They took away Mark Hamill’s eyesight!
Ildsaye, xi-plz, turn the moon into a non-sabotaged death star, I’m ready to go
sir_this_is_a_wendys, 
Hamill is a cringe ass lib
culpritus, 
Use The Force … of lethal aid to do genocide
FnordPrefect, Ah, the alternate universe where Luke Skywalker stayed home to vaporate moisture and just wrote angry letters to his Emperor live-slug-reaction
macabrett, I honestly can’t believe that freak is personally funding Ukraine. How do you get to that point?
Evilphd666, 
Terminal Cold War brain. He’s more Joker than Skywalker now.
Rojo27, 
"Truth be told, I would have vaporized Alderaan too. They should have peacefully protested the Empire instead of harboring terrorists."maybe-later-honey
ColonelKataffy, so frustrating to see the dnc use a gay black immigrant woman to peddle their genocide
Tunnelvision, It’s really not frustrating when you just accept that some people will do whatever so long as there are enough zeros.
tocopherol, 
Adjacently related, that sort of thing always makes me think of Black Cop by KRS-One
emeralddawn45, Black cop, black cop, black cop. You don’t even get paid a whole lot.
SovietyWoomy, If you don’t vote for Darth Vader, Darth Sidious will destroy democracy!
SorosFootSoldier, 
He’s a big shitlib
Magician, 
Oh god, please tell me he hasn’t said anything about Israel.
Leon_Frotsky, 
He’s said a lot, all of its rabidly pro israel
ClimateChangeAnxiety, 
Unfortunately he has, none of it good
InevitableSwing, 
“Carrie wherever you are - this is for you… This is our most desperate hour. Help us, Netanya-hu Kenobi. You’re our only hope.”
Dirt_Owl, Blark Blamill
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