Melatonin,
Twinklebreeze,

This is the real joke.

TachyonTele,

Oof. Swing and a miss. Count your fingers, people.

over_clox,

Amateur. I can do that with just one penis!

myster0n,

Genital warts?

over_clox,

No. One weiner, 2 balls, and my 2 earbuds, just like any normal person.

Where do you store your earbuds?

cowfodder,

*3 penises. 5 would necessitate 7 “legs” in the pants.

Die4Ever,
@Die4Ever@programming.dev avatar

Maybe he has 5 penises and no legs

elbarto777,

Or 7 “fingers.”

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