@vazhnov aww man, I feel sad for you! But in a way, do you find it less painful than, say, Windows? I once worked in a place with a Mac, too. A lot of people said "oh, at least it's Unix-based, so should be similar to your Linux, right?" But in my experience, I found the two as much related as a motorboat to an airplane because "the two have a propeller." :P
Linux on Mac hardware, however, is quite another story :D