verity_kindle,
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How long before Khaled leads a bold run n gun coup against his own masters, but stops in Napa?

Bbbbbbbbbbb,

I wouldnt let a fat guy who gets outdone by jalapeños lead shit, its just false advertising

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

Put DJ Khaled on a jet ski leading Drake’s navy.

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

Go on a pillaging spree like the real Drake: Sir Francis Drake

nuke, (edited )

Tactical Action Officer: Fire Controlman Khaled, you are cleared to engage incoming target with SM-3"

FC Khaled: “Roger! fires missile

FC Khaled: “Another one! fires second missile

TAO: “Hold, Khaled! Confirm target status before firing additional.”

FC Khaled: “Yes sir!”

FC Khaled:whispering anotha one…”

SatansMaggotyCumFart,
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