Furedadmins,

I’m gonna drink lots of beers and stay out all night!

buzz86us,

The world will be a better place.

Diplomjodler,

There will be convoys of lifted trucks full of AR-15 waving yokels. They’ll get to a roadblock somewhere on the way to Washington. Most likely they’ll just head back home meekly after being given a talking to. You must remember that these people are all cowards at heart. They only feel strong as part of a mob when they have some easy victims to pick on. Maybe there will be a shootout but it will be over quickly and there’s no doubt about the result.

JeeBaiChow,

Maybe even more than the twelve or so that went south to the border

Snapz,

Somewhere in this equation, they’ll also start to fight each other after accusing part of their group of being “Seekret Anteefah Spyes!!!” And one or more of them will literally shoot themselves in the foot.

Nomad,

Priaon for rich people is usually house arrest or low security resort prison. In trumps case I would wager he will get house arrest to mar-a-lago und golf out hia days with all kinds of political friends dropping by all the time kissing his ass.

JeeBaiChow,

You forgot to mention his friends will also be buying state secrets from the hidden room.

Snapz,

Hidden room… You mean the toilet?

MNByChoice,

We can build a prison just for him. Or build a new prison for others and put him in an old one. Not really a huge issue.

Son_of_dad,

Send him to that horrible Arizona outdoor prison Arpaio made, where he has to wear pink and have no comforts

Diplomjodler,

But that’s only for poor people!

Rakonat,

As much debt he has and if the federal authorities actually confiscated his illicitly obtained wealth he’d be flat broke.

Texas_Hangover,

That’s a county jail.

billwashere,

Well first of all, we will need to build a large fire since hell just froze over.

MegaUltraChicken,

On behalf of Colorado I’m calling dibs. We’ve got a nice spot at ADX Florence set aside for him.

Rapidcreek,

Guantanamo sounds good.

DarkDarkHouse,
@DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I suppose his skin fades back to a pasty white and we see what kind of creature his hair really is

squiblet,
squiblet avatar

I’m we can’t get that, could we at least get some photos of him without the stupid orange crap on his face? It’s so ridiculous that manly men, salt of the earth, toxic masculinity people who wouldn’t be caught dead with makeup on worship this guy who wouldn’t dream of leaving the house without smearing his face in bronzer.

ivanafterall,
ivanafterall avatar

Be careful what you wish for.

squiblet,
squiblet avatar

I suppose I’m still haunted by that one photo of him, I think on some golf day, where he looked like a demented elf. It was going around for a while but I had a hard time finding it last time I looked.

DigitalTraveler42,

6’3"? Lol hell nah he was shorter than Barry O. (6’) and Trump’s lil bitch ass was wearing lifts:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/bf1ffce2-01ea-4120-bbd5-16b6d85df901.jpeg

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/0d2fb704-f17c-459d-8633-1e333c97c4f2.jpeg

SoylentBlake,

Yea I came in to say the same thing. There’s no reality in the entire multiverse thats got Trump, without his heels, over 6ft.

I know superficially and perhaps subconsciously height garners respect, but theres only one type of guy, and I’ve seen several examples, that just fucking dominate the room. Maybe they got the maxed out rizz stat, idk, but that’s the short king with the tall hottie on his arm, ala Cruise/Kidman. This is all lizard brain stuff, of course, it can be consciously overridden, it’s just usually not. Power dynamics grind as the male to male summation is essentially short circuited, all because shortKing shows up openly prevalidated. And that guy, aware enough to take advantage, is capable of persuading pockets to his goals.

DigitalTraveler42,

Bro it’s just called money and a green card, there’s no rizz about Trump at all.

SoylentBlake,

I wasn’t talking about Trump having rizz, thats about the trope. I assumed the Cruise/Kidman exemplifies the dynamic. Melania isnt taller than Trump anyway.

I brought it up solely to shine a brighter light on Trumps insecurities, sorry if that wasn’t clear.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Quick question: how high are you?

Everythingispenguins,

He is the shortest guy in that photo. Look at the eye level of trump and Obama. He even fluffs his comb over to get an inch.

littlebluespark,
@littlebluespark@lemmy.world avatar

Everybody standing there, trying not to breathe another whiff of his swamp ass, and Melania’s grown immune over the years.

whome,

Biden and pence are standing one step higher

Kraven_the_Hunter,

That gigantic red tie looks ridiculous.

Art3sian, (edited )
@Art3sian@lemmy.world avatar

I’m exactly 6’1”, measured barefoot against a wall. I’ve been the same height forever.

I stood next to a Madame Tussauds wax replica of Trump in Amsterdam and I was easily 2 inches taller than it. I was wearing Connies. It was in lifted healed boots.

There is no way Trump is 6’3” as he claims. None. On his best day, barefoot, the dude is scraping 6 feet but I’d bet my last dollar he’s closer to 5’11”.

nilloc,

While I’m sure the hair was more realistic, I’m not sure Madam Tussauds is the most accurate source for trumps height.

He’s probably 6’, but only when his diaper is empty and not weighing him down.

Art3sian,
@Art3sian@lemmy.world avatar

I’m pretty sure Madame Tussauds claim to fame is its anatomically correct dimensions of its statues.

Lucidlethargy,

Wow. Look at the angle of their feet/ankles. He sure as shit was wearing very prominent lifts!

jordanlund,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody REALLY knows. It’s never come up before.

The last President to get charged (maybe) was for a speeding ticket, no prison time involved.

nps.gov/…/was-general-grant-arrested-for-speeding…

Izzgo,

Ahhh a girl can dream. But not all dreams come true.

eestileib,

I’m not gonna spend too much time worrying about things that are never gonna happen.

psychothumbs,

I’m not worrying, I’m fantasizing.

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