ooohhh are we collecting? liar, atheist, potty mouth, lgbt supporter, self lover, porn lover, hardcore gamer. That can’t be too hard to beat, I missed a few easy ones for sure.
Why would anyone want to go to Christian heaven when the bible explicitly tells us that our childhood pets won’t even be there because apparently they don’t have souls.
Like, what the fuck? If I can’t have drugs or sex, hanging out with my old pet was the only thing heaven had going for it, but it doesn’t even have that! Sounds like hell to me.
Heaven sounds boring as fuck. Who would want to go there? It sounds like a torture chamber of limp-dick conservative dipshits sitting in church for all eternity.
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