This one goes out to all the alphas.
xkforce, You know what they say: if you have to tell people you are something, you aren’t.
bi_tux, 
alpha radiation can definitely penetrate a piece of A4 paper tho, and gamma radiation probably gets through a cm of Lead
onion, alpha radiation can definitely penetrate a piece of A4 paper tho
It doesn’t, our physics teacher demonstrated that in class
ProfessorProteus, 
It’s the neutered males that we should be afraid of.
suction, Checks out. 4chan guys all come across very very neutered
captainlezbian, Eunuchs have historically had plenty of access and status as attractive in certain cultures
Comradesexual, 
Care to elaborate? Sounds interesting.
AEK, en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agha_Mohammad_Khan_Qajar“Agha Mohammad Khan Qajar took revenge on the people of Kerman by ordering the eyes of 20,000 of the inhabitants.” This guy removed the eyeballs of 20000 people…
BananaPeal, 
What about F-Ray? I really need to look through some soda cans.
Gork, Neutrinos be like “we’re clearly the superior males” as they penetrate everything (except a light year of lead).
threelonmusketeers, Ever since hearing this, I’ve wondered what would happen if one did have a lightyear of lead. Is it possible to stop a neutrino without destroying it?
What would happen if I collected a bunch of stationary neutrinos in one place? What would they look like? What would they feel like?
Zron, Considering they really hate interacting with stuff, they probably wouldn’t feel like anything.
RGB3x3, me_irl
threelonmusketeers, So could I pick up a lump of neutrino matter? Or would they pass right through my fingers even when stationary?
exocrinous, The slower a neutrino goes, the faster it decays. This is because slowing it down makes time dilation less of a factor.
MonkderZweite, Neurinos are products of space-time dilation?
cows_are_underrated, Not directly. But since fast objects are affected by time dilatation(time is slower for them(at least from our perspective)) they have a longer lifespan(from our point of view).
pikmeir, Jimmy Neutron being like 😎
paddirn, Jimmy Neutron penetrates deep.
fossilesque, 
ChaoticNeutralCzech, Still pales in comparison to Neutrinos, which pass through virtually all matter.
PsychedSy, Without interacting with said matter. I certainly fit in this category.
darkpanda, Very informative link, thx
platypus_plumba, It’s that time of the day in which I go to r34 to confirm that the awful things I imagined have been imagined before.
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