Gork

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Gork,

This poll shows a pretty tight race for the flavorability caucus.

Gork,

auto-auto-automatons

We would need some mathematicians to generalize this to the entire set though. Then we’d have the more elegantly named auto-Natons which is valid for any positive integer N.

Gork,

“One of these teenagers delivered a baby while clutching a teddy bear,” Sukhavasi said. “And that’s an image, I feel like once you see that you can’t unsee.”

Gork,

The masculine energy of a rather hung dick called “old glory” that cannot be taken except by the most masculine of men who are out in the streets.

Gay butt stuff, obvs.

Florida deputies who fatally shot US airman burst into wrong apartment, attorney says (apnews.com)

Deputies responding to a disturbance call at a Florida apartment complex burst into the wrong unit and fatally shot a Black U.S. Air Force airman who was home alone when they saw he was armed with a gun, an attorney for the man’s family said Wednesday....

Gork,

This sounds like a very Florida Man activity.

'Your Name' Movie Producer Confesses To Have Paid Over 20 Underage Girls For Sexual Favors - Animehunch (animehunch.com)

The Wakayama Prefectural Police revealed on May 8, 2024 that Your Name. movie producer Koichiro Itou has been referred to prosecutors for additional violation of Child Prostitution & Pornography law in Japan, after it came to light that he had paid an underage girl for sexual intercourse....

Gork,

The comment section in that article is cancerous. Lots of defending pedophilia in there. Ugh I feel dirty after reading through it.

Gork,

Still a lot more than the preferred amount, which is zero.

Gork,

Measuring cup is still a cup 💁‍♂️🥤

Gork,

Only He has the high ground, so it’s over.

Gork,

At the time of his 2009 interview, Emlen also said that U.S. standards allowed for coffee beans to contain up to 10% “insect filth and insects” — a fact that has been somewhat misrepresented. According to guidance issued by the FDA, an average of 10% or more of green coffee beans were found to be insect-infested, which included beans damaged by insects or mold.

That isn’t super encouraging that the standard is less than 10% any matter that isn’t coffee, including insect parts.

Gork,

For the curious, the phrase on there, “Победа всегда за нами!” (Pobeda vsegda za nami) means “Victory is always ours!”. The literal translation is victory always for us, but that sounds weird in English.

Curious that they didn’t use a Latin Z in place of the з that’s in their normal alphabet.

They proclaim as they bomb the poor innocent coffee shop.

Gork,

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为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

Gork,

Is the Champagne (Protected Designation of Origin) from the particular region of Champagne better than generic Champagne from other regions?

Gork,

What’s also a bit tragic about all of this is that she chose to have kids right before going to prison. So now her children have to essentially spend their formative years without their mother in their life, other than the prison phone calls and visitation.

Gork,

Whatever braking test that was, I think it passed.

Gork,

The Jar Jar Binks Experience

Gork,

And for whatever reason they can get away with offshore tax havens unlike the rest of us plebs.

Gork,

Sadly frozen pizza tends to not have good crusts. The only exception I’ve found was interestingly enough the cheapest of pizzas, the Totinos Party Pizzas.

Gork,

Ah yes the scanning motions of a Terminator.

Add in some flourishes for good effect.

“Biological lifeform detected.”

“Scanners active. Servos engaged. All systems nominal.”

“Defensive matrix online. Karate chop mode engaged.”

Gork,

I’ve been forced back to the office. I hate it. I hate the commute. I hate the cubicle. I hate the forced small talk interaction with coworkers.

I’m more productive when I worked remote. Less hassled. Less tired from not having to commute.

It makes me not want to work here any longer.

Gork,

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Probably not a big surprise that I like to hang out in noncredibledefense.

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