VinnyDaCat,

YouTube already does this in a less invasive way. “Here’s this random video on theory crafting how we can put life on Mars that we just thought you might like.”

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

It remember me an old story

spot.colorado.edu/~huemer/hank.htm

Eyck_of_denesle,

Is there any possibility of life in the atmosphere venus?

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

I’ve found the fastest ways to get religious folk that knock on my door to scurry in a hurry is:

  1. offer to listen as long as they like but only after they roast a bowl with you
  2. tell them to pay their fucking taxes

Now if science folk came knockin that would be great over a roasted bowl as well

exanime,

What’s a roasted bowl?

HootinNHollerin, (edited )

Smoke marijuana in a bong or pipe

The bowl being the part of the bong or pipe that holds the marijuana

exanime,

Ah… Thanks for the info, kind stranger

nomous,

It’s Saturday morning where I am so I imagine a lot of us are “roasting bowls” lol.

fossilesque, (edited )
@fossilesque@mander.xyz avatar

www.theguardian.com/science/…/spaceexploration

“I [Carl Sagan] can remember one occasion, taking a shower with my wife while high, in which I had an idea on the origins and invalidities of racism in terms of gaussian distribution curves,” wrote the former Cornell University professor. “I wrote the curves in soap on the shower wall, and went to write the idea down.”

dutchkimble,

Instructions unclear, we now have door to door scientologists instead

Pat_Riot,
@Pat_Riot@lemmy.today avatar

Pretty sure I’m allowed to shoot those in this state.

mriormro,
@mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

“please, just leave me alone”

onlinepersona, (edited )

It’s a two-edged sword: yes, you’re probably doing great work, but on the other hand it might come off as annoying and give science a bad name.

I wouldn’t mind some random knock on my door once a week or so by someone who wants to sit down and teach me some random scientific principle or spit out fast facts. One would have to watch out for false priests though. “did you know that vaccines are nanobots injected to support Bill Gates?” or something.

Anti Commercial AI thingyCC BY-NC-SA 4.0

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Phosphine

“No thanks. I don’t believe in Greek goddesses.”

Mr_Blott,

Right, please tell me. Is this just a meme thing or do people actually knock on other people’s doors to try to convert them to their religion?

And does this only happen, bizarrely, in the country with the highest number of gun-owning cowards?

It just seems such an odd combination

speeding_slug,

Ever heard of Jehovah’s witnesses? Or Mormons going on their mission? They aren’t constant here, but they are definitely a thing in the Netherlands.

gigachad,

Jehovas witnesses knocking on doors is an absolutely known thing in Germany.

Deepus, (edited )

And the UK

9point6,

Though they usually just send letters these days, I was taken aback when an in-the-flesh god-botherer knocked on the other day

FiskFisk33,

And in Sweden.

Fun fact, their meeting places, "Kingdom hall"s are translated “Rikets Sal”. On more than one occasion the letters in their signs have been rearranged over night to “skitarsle”, roughly “poopybutt” :D

tigeruppercut,

And Japan. Also Mormons.

AceTKen,
@AceTKen@lemmy.ca avatar

Nope. I’m in Canada and it happens here too.

livus,
livus avatar

New Zealand here, I've only had it once in the last 5 years and it was awesome, they turned out to be from a doomsday cult that believes God is a living Korean woman or something like that.

melpomenesclevage, (edited )

It does. It got to the point I explained the concept of trial by combat to them, and said if they really believed, they would fight me-me armed them not.

Never worked.

So I got a grab bag of cheap sex toys to keep by the door the moment I got my first place (was homeless when I turned 18) and ‘would you like to talk about Jesus’ became ‘trick or treat’.

That worked.

Maggoty,

I’d have so many questions. In a good way. They wouldn’t have time to visit anyone else that day.

mvirts,

I would do that… but a bit of linux evangelism would slip in as well 😹

livus,
livus avatar

If I ever win a lottery I'm legit going to pay someone to do this.

Dasus, (edited )

Man you don’t need to win the lottery. I’ll do it for a moderate fee.

livus,
livus avatar

Great! But I need to win the lottery in order to be able to pay your moderate fee.

angrystego,

Thats why this would never happen. The religious people do it for free or they even pay their organisation.

TheColonel,

Depends, how moderate we talking?

zer0squar3d,

Tree fiddy

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar
someguy3,

Have you found the scientific method.

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

I think so, but let’s test it just to be sure.

model_tar_gz,

Certainty I can’t help you with, but statistical confidence let’s go.

Sterile_Technique,
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Good observation - I’ll include that in my notes and come back later with a finer-tuned hypothesis!

kerrypacker,

No thanks I follow the jeebus.

Hupf,
southsamurai,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

This idea made my pp hard

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