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Kolanaki

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I’m just a weird, furry, pan guy (cis he/him). I also have a big, blue username. I tend to edit everything I write like a million times within the span of a couple minutes after posting, so if you see one thing and suddenly it changes, that was just a first draft. 😅

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Now they have a common enemy and band together to fight the human that sprayed them with Axe body spray.

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I’m in favor of guns the way they do it in, IIRC, Switzerland? One of the countries in that part of the world anyway (I’m always confusing them with each other). They have nearly as many guns in the hands of public citizens, with none of the crime. If they can do it, so can we.

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after the 4th opinion, and a leg grows out of your chest

“Couldn’t find any broken bones but we were alarmed to find a leg growing out of your chest.”

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Judge Kagome: “Inuyasha Donald Trump, SIT BOY!”

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It’s like a Karen version of the Boykisser.

“You like talking to the manager, don’t you?”

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Can someone give an example of a time when software patents are good for everyone? Because I can only think of software patents that have prevented the widespread adoption of ideas, and not the opposite.

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…she swallowed the horse to catch the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the goat, she swallowed the goat to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider (that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her), she swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don’t know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she’ll die. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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The worst part is that Don McLean may not be around to write a kick ass song about it should it happen.

Edit: Do a couple of you not know what the song American Pie is about?

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“You shall be banished to the BONE ZONE! Why are you laughing? The Bone Zone is no laughing matter!”

Insects and Other Animals Have Consciousness, Experts Declare | Quanta Magazine (www.quantamagazine.org)

An interesting read. “A group of prominent biologists and philosophers announced a new consensus: There’s “a realistic possibility” that insects, octopuses, crustaceans, fish and other overlooked animals experience consciousness.” quantamagazine.org/insects-and-other-animals-have…

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If consciousness is merely defined as being aware of one’s surroundings: I would think that most living things have it.

Has the actual mechanism of consciousness been discovered? Do we know what causes it? Where it comes from? How it is separate from simply reacting to stimuli?

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“Trump sucks, Bush sucks, Regan sucks.”

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They had to have known… Fast Action Response Team is an old-ass fart joke and all they did was change Fast to Floor.

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I specifically have Pro because Home doesn’t allow you to disable shit like this.

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Where I am, not 1 single thing on that menu is less than $3.50. Fucker should just be called the $4 menu.

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So I had been going to Del Taco for the $0.60 snack tacos because they were just regular tacos (lettuce, meat, cheese nothing else) for less than a dollar. Could spend $5 and fill my appetite and have left overs.

This last time I went, they had gone up to $1.20. Doubled in price. Still better than the normal taco price though. But then I got the bag and find that they also made the tacos half as big. You’re paying twice as much for half as much as you used to get now.

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Shit if they’re stealing a TV from major corporate retailer that has pushed out all the local competition: I didn’t see that shit, either.

Oh and people who need baby formula from Walmart: The locks used on those cabinets use a universal key. Obtain one and even if they lock up the baby formula, you can still get it. Even if you intend to pay, it’s a time saver if your Walmart is like mine and nobody ever shows up to assist you at the locked cabinets.

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I agree for the most part but they could also retroactively make the first season worse by erasing plot points shown it it with new things added in coming seasons. They did it with Futurama, negating one of the most memorable moments of the original run of the show in a followup season.

I don’t think it will, but I just wanted to point out it is possible.

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There are multiple Bethesdas and they all are owned under Microsoft (and before that Zenimax Media). I can’t really hate the development studio for shit that’s dictated by the parent company. Zenimax and Microsoft both fucking suck in that regard.

But Todd Howard is also a sleazy salesperson more than a developer and has said plenty of stupid shit that deserves hate. Not least of which is how adamantly against continuity he has been publicly, going so far as to insult players who actually care about the consistency of the plots. He’s a fucking tool.

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I just think about all the automatic doors, escalators, and other mechanical things that are ubiquitous with the modern world and worry a cloak would get snagged all the time. I mean FFS, I get my pants pockets caught on doorknobs all the time, and those aren’t even flapping behind me.

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“Nobody needs more than 64k of memory.”

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Wait… Does that mean the Bell Riots were the catalyst for WW3? What was WW3 fought over? Because IIRC, that’s when humanity nearly wiped itself out; when Cochrain launched the first warp-capable vessel, weren’t there under 100k total people left on the planet or something? Or was that the Eugenics Wars? 🤔

Oh man… Thinking about this makes me wonder why they haven’t done a series that far in the past (aside from it not going into space to fit the star in Star Trek). If they wanna go dark and gritty, what better point in the timeline to explore?

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Is the dish on the bottom left some kind of beans in milk?

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