Best Parts Of Trump’s $60 ‘God Bless The USA’ Bible
style99, 
Part Where Jesus Encounters 5,000 Hungry People And Runs Them Over With Pickup Truck
For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.
arin, Is the Bible readable upsidedown and right side up?
thisbenzingring, The edited scripture stresses Jesus never would’ve died if Jerusalem had a strong border wall.
LoL oh damn
Frozengyro, it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of A needle than for a rich person to enter the Kingdom of God, but exceptions include…
thejml, For an extra $20 you can get one that says adultery is okay.
That seems like it’d be a popular option for people in his usual circles. I feel like he’s under selling it at $20.
style99, Jerusalem did have some pretty strong towers, though.
PotentialProblem, I am so confused. This is the onion… but isn’t this real?! Edit: ahh the content is the joke not the headline
tsonfeir, 
The onion is just a real news source at this point.
Riven, 
They legit should start putting out real articles with their brand of humor and the only difference between an onion and a real article is a tiny logo at the end of the title.
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