phoneymouse, Oddly specific
grue, I’m pretty sure Franklin partied the hardest of all the founding fathers.
mindbleach, When he died, he was solemnly remembered by every diplomat and whore in Paris.
He once wrote “in the dark, all cats are gray.”
Squirrel, 
Yeah, I was gonna say, Franklin would have been all over that.
mosiacmango, His only admonishment might be if you paid retail for that rail. As long as you got a deal, ol’ Bennie would be proud.
mindbleach, “I didn’t own any slaves, and I’m still a freak. You do you.”
paddirn, As a former BW-3s employee, yeah… that happened alot.
AFaithfulNihilist, 
If he had access to cocaine, it’s hard to believe he wouldn’t be a huge fan of it.
joyjoy, Franklin would totally do that.
devilish666,
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