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I’m a militant maoist third worldist, but I draw the line at being rude in the YouTube comment section

Big_Bob,
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What if cancer could be cured by turning the patient into a dinosaur?

Ever heard of a dino with cancer?

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Konosuba is the only decent isekai show, and it would be an even better show if they dropped the in-world video game mechanics.

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I’m currently using revanced to browse YouTube on my phone. No ads and it automatically skips over promotional parts in videos.

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Beans hold up half the sky.

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And some will blast your brain into the 4th dimension and make you almost enjoy Tool albums.

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  • I never wash my rice
  • i use the high power water setting on my shower head as a bidet
  • i throw rocks behind me to distract people so i can adjust my balls while they’re not looking
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Eeeeh, we’re a mixed bag. Norway is the world’s 6th biggest weapon producer and we have sold arms to Israel.

Not to mention we pride ourselves in being environmentally conscious despite our huge oil industry. And don’t even get me started on the locals’ views on East Europeans.

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Pendejo Time.

Jake, a recovering cokehead, trauma dumps about his time as a drug addicted fuck up and his dead father while his friend Thomas grunts out his fever fantasies about talking animals while googling different types of dicks.

Scratches the same itch as cumtown.

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Slayers, the anime. I thought emulating Zelgadis and acting all quiet and mysterious would make me look cool and get me a lot of friends.

It didn’t ;_;

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But he was sooo cool

crush

Big_Bob,
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drinking anything other than vodka

How can you call yourself a true communist?

Big_Bob,
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Exactly. You want hard ciders? Just get some fruit juice and pour vodka in it.

You want wine? Get some grape juice and pour vodka in it.

You want beer? Just dissolve some stale bread in vodka. It has less sugar. Healthier for you.

Atheists, is there anything religious that sticks with you to this day?

I am Ganesh, an Indian atheist and I don’t eat beef. It’s not like that I have a religious reason to do that, but after all those years seeing cows as peaceful animals and playing and growing up with them in a village, I doubt if I ever will be able to eat beef. I wasn’t raised very religious, I didn’t go to temple...

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I call myself an atheist simply because I don’t believe that any current religious institution has the correct answer.

I’ve had mystical experiences and my own reasoning tells me that there is far more to the world than we are able to experience or even imagine.

But none of it corresponds to any religions I know of. The closest is maybe Buddhism, but I don’t think it’s the right choice for me.

And I’m not even sure if there are any Buddhist organisations out here in the norwegian countryside.

Guess I’ll just have to go through my existential crisis on my own. shrug-outta-hecks

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How do you get into norse paganism?

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I read tarot cards and I’m considering doing it professionally so I can rip off the gullible petty bourgeoisie.

Yes, Sarah. All the planets in our solar system has aligned just to give you a promotion. Now give me 20 bucks.

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