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TheFunkyMonk, to technology in PandaBuy pays ransom to hacker only to get extorted again
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Anecdotally, the Seattle Public Library is currently recovering from a ransomware attack and still has major systems offline. Of all targets, a public library is a pretty major low.

TheFunkyMonk, to news in North Korea drops balloons carrying trash and propaganda in South
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I legitimately can’t tell from the headlines whether North Korea stories are satire at this point.

TheFunkyMonk, to funny in Perspective
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As someone with an incredibly dumb cat, that first pic makes me so nervous.

TheFunkyMonk, to lemmyshitpost in Gen alpha has no fucking clue
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Same, and after learning what it is, now I’m wondering what driving fence posts has to do with generations.

TheFunkyMonk, to coffee in How much coffee do y'all typically drink in a sitting?
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This is more than I drink on a daily basis but I don’t think it’s too crazy. I usually drink 2-3 cups of drip coffee on weekdays and 4 espresso shots on weekend days.

TheFunkyMonk, to news in The cultured wars: Why lab-grown meat is inspiring bipartisan hate
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Is the only argument against lab-grown meat that it disrupts an existing industry? Because I’ve yet to hear a legitimate reason why this is a bad idea.

TheFunkyMonk, to memes in Please be satire
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For real. This is the primary feature of vacation.

TheFunkyMonk, to programmerhumor in I just love pain
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I can’t handle not clocking off. I work from home and like to use the same devices/apps, but everything switches to personal focus mode outside of work hours so I won’t see work stuff.

TheFunkyMonk, to memes in No Kevin
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I’d pay extra for Kevin.

TheFunkyMonk, (edited ) to news in (2019) NOwnership, No Problem: An Updated Look At Why Millennials Value Experiences Over Owning Things
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This just in: millennials buy more things they can afford than things they can’t.

TheFunkyMonk, to memes in Introvert translator
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I decided to stop making excuses a few years ago and just say when I’m not feeling socially up to it or there are too many people. Positive reactions literally across the board, haven’t had a single weird conversation. I’d recommend it.

TheFunkyMonk, to lemmyshitpost in Just got texted a job offer. You guys think it's legit?
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You know it’s legit when they ask you to move the conversation over to WhatsApp.

TheFunkyMonk, to lemmyshitpost in Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug.
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Huh crazy. This was like box wine where it was poured directly from the box?

TheFunkyMonk, to lemmyshitpost in Ain't no one around to hate in the basement. Just me and my jug.
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I’ve never heard of box beer and am super curious, can you link what you’re referencing? I’m not finding anything googling “rodenbach box beer”.

TheFunkyMonk, to asklemmy in What is something nobody ever says?
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Stop sucking my dick or I’ll call the police.

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