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bitterkarella

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Cartoonist & text game guy, founder of the Midnight Society @midnight_pals Genderfluid transvestite goblin 🏳️‍⚧️👺 He/Him, She/Her. Three (3) x Hugo Nominee. www.midnightpals.com

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Sheridan Le Fanu: Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the new drug scourge that's sweeping the nation, seducing our youth
Le Fanu: you know what i'm talking about
King:
Poe:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker:
Le Fanu: i'm talking about green tea

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Barker: wait wait wait
Barker: green tea?
Le Fanu: yes
Barker: and that's the street name for.... what now?
Le Fanu: green tea
Barker: hahahaha
Le Fanu: THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER, CLIVE

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Barker: ooo yeah i'm real scared of green tea
Le Fanu: THIS IS SERIOUS, CLIVE
Barker: hahaha
Le Fanu: if you drink too much green tea, you could manifest an evil monkey!
Barker: AHAHAHA!!!!
Le Fanu: STOP LAUGHING!!

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4
Le Fanu: STOP LAUGHING!
Poe: clive
Barker: oh come on edgar i know you're scared of monkeys but this is ridiculous
Poe: i'm not scared of monkeys
Barker: [whispering to King] he's scared of monkeys
Poe: I am NOT scared of monkeys

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Poe: i am not scared of monkeys, clive stop spreading rumors
King: actually clive's right, you did write that story about the scary monkey
Poe: that was an ape
Barker: [whispering to King] he's scared of apes
Poe: I AM NOT SCARED OF APES EITHER

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Le Fanu: look, the simple truth with green tea you don't know if you're getting a pure product
Le Fanu: they cut it with baking soda, borax, rat poison
Le Fanu: here, look at this video of what happens to a cop when he gets green tea on his skin

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Le Fanu: you drink green tea and an evil demonic monkey will attack you!
Lovecraft:
Le Fanu: and drive you to suicide!
Lovecraft:
Le Fanu: also, it's sold by the chinese
Lovecraft: [sweats] THE CH-CH-CHINESE?!?!

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8
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers
Barker: sheridan was just telling us about the dangers of green tea
Le Fanu: [playing piano] Le Fanu here
Le Fanu: i want you to learn a song that'll teach you to say no to green tea

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Le Fanu: [playing piano] users are losers and losers are users
Le Fanu: SO DON'T DRINK GREEN TEA! DON'T DRINK GREEN TEA!
Shelley:
Shelley: hey how bout you tell that story about the lesbian vampire?

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Le Fanu: Don't let green tea make a monkey out of you!™ (paid for by the partnership for a green tea free america)
Barker:
King:
Lovecraft:
Poe:
Koontz:

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Shelley: ffft i'll drink green tea if i fuckin want to
Shelley: i'll drink it right now
Shelley: who's got green tea?
Fitz James O'Brien: i got some right here
Shelley: hand it over [drinks green tea without breaking eye contact with Le Fanu]

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12
Le Fanu: noooo! nooo! the monkey!! think of the monkey!
Shelley: i ain't scare of no monkey
Shelley: i'm not edgar
Poe: I'M NOT SCARED OF MONKEYS
Barker: [whispering to Shelley] he's scared of monkeys

bitterkarella,
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Hey all, we're going to be a little scarce over the next week or so on account of BEING AT STOKERCON, but don't forget there's still time to be part of season 2 of the Midnight Pals comedy podcast!
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-midnight-pals-podcast-season-2#/

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Poe: tonight, Lord Dunsany is going to tell a story
Lovecraft: Lord Dunsany!?
Lovecraft: Lord Dunsany is here?!?
Lovecraft: no no i'm not ready, i can't meet lord dunsany!
Poe: you'll be fine, howard
Lovecraft: do i look ok? how's my hair?
Poe: it's fine, howard

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Lord Dunsany: submitted for the approval of
Lovecraft: Lord Dunsany! I'm your biggest fan!
Dunsany: thank you. submitted for
Lovecraft: did you get those letters i sent?
King: oh yeah howard's really big on sending letters
King: he just loves it

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Lovecraft: gosh Lord Dunsany it's so great to finally meet you!
Lovecraft: i think we'll get along great! we could be friends, maybe?
Lovecraft: best friends even?
August Derleth: b-but howard...!
Derleth: i thought WE were best friends!
Lovecraft:
Lovecaft: oh this is awkward

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Lord Dunsany: submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this the tale of the hashish man
Fitz James O'Brien: [appearing suddenly] somebody call me?

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Dunsany: so i was at this party and this guy is all "hey i saw that article you wrote about the ancient and mysterious city of bethmoora"
Dunsany: "you know, i myself have visited bethmoora many a time"
Dunsany: "in my mind, after smoking weed"

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Dunsany: now let me tell you
Dunsany: when you're at a party and some guy just starts telling you about how he saw some crazy shit right after smoking weed
Dunsany: you sit up and take notice

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7
Dunsany: this guy astral projects to the court of the evil emperor Thuba Mleen
Dunsany: who sics his torture goons on him
Dunsany: and that is why you should never take more than you can handle and always know your dealer

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Aleister Crowley: wait, this story doesn't conflate traveling in time and traveling in space!
Crowley: have you ever even DONE hashish??
Dunsany: you got me, i only drink tea
Crowley:
Crowley: haha i love this guy!
Crowley: THE GREAT BEAST!
Crowley: DO WHAT THOU WILT!

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Dunsany: ok sure i haven't done hashish but boy you don't know me on tea
Dunsany: i can get pretty crazy if you know i mean
Dunsany: i get pretty hyper on tea
Crowley: oh yeah?
Dunsany: oh yeah i've been known to get a little bit
Dunsany: random

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Dunsany: [drinks tea] hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is lord dunsany but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!!^_^ L0ve and waffles!!!!!
Crowley: haha no more tea for this guy!

bitterkarella,
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Hey all, we're going to be a little scarce over the next week or so on account of BEING AT STOKERCON, but don't forget there's still time to be part of season 2 of the Midnight Pals comedy podcast! https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-midnight-pals-podcast-season-2/x/3079876#/

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Alex Garland: now this story is for the ladies
Garland: i feel like you'll really "get" it
Garland: it's feminist
Angela Carter: ah, good
Garland: it's about how men suck ass
Carter:
Carter: alright, i'm listening

bitterkarella,
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Help us make a second season to the Midnight Pals podcast ... including a big splashy musical episode!
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/the-midnight-pals-podcast-season-2/x/3079876#/

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