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flora

@flora@mk.absturztau.be

Just your local polyamorous enby creature ​:neocat_flop:​

Gaying on the Gayiverse with the other gays ​:neocat_up:​ (more info in the pinned posts).

Boosting and interacting welcome

follow requests are on so that i can vibe check, so you will probably be accepted

You are welcome to write me over at Matrix, meow ​:neocat:​ Don't worry I wont bite (except if you want it)

Reviews:

@flora it's a lovely soft and very pretty cat-thing too ​:pleading_cat_collar_love:​​

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flora, to random
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new rule: if i bit you and you don't have a fedi server you are automatically required to then make one and give me an account there

puniko, to random

behold the neobock a.k.a neowyvern emoji pack!!!

​:neowyvern_normal_normal:​ ​:neowyvern_googly_woozy:​ ​:neowyvern_normal_normal_fcknzs:​ ​:neowyvern_baa_baa:​ ​:neowyvern_owo_aww:​ ​:neowyvern_cute_baa:​ ​:neowyvern_owo_scream:​

​:neowyvern_baa_baa:​ this is a big pack, so it might take a while to import (the pack contains 1451 emojis and is 23MB big. and as always, it can be imported in misskey)

flora,
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@puniko @volpeon das wird nur mäcker geben ​:neowyvern_googly_woozy:​

puniko, to random

Oh look, a vel!

RE: https://gib.schmus.is/notes/9tjozadpilf703a1

flora,
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@puniko @vel @blaukadse ​:neocat_googly_woozy_box:​

flora,
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@puniko @vel @blaukadse you called? ​:neocat_googly_woozy_box:​

flora,
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@puniko @vel how can i help you? (i only take payments in Woozies, pinned post limit increases, and gay)

flora,
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@puniko i have a masters degree in boxes and a doctor in boxology, so what does @vel want to know? ​:neocat_googly_woozy_box:​

flora,
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@vel @puniko (📦+🥴) * ​:neocat_googly_woozy_bonk:​ = ​:neocat_googly_woozy_box:​

flora, to random
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where does the robot in ​:neocat_hug_bot:​ come from?

flora,
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@puniko do you remember where ​:neocat_hug_bot:​ is from?

flora,
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@volpeon @puniko maybe our local neomoji expert @Erpel knows?

flora,
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@Erpel @volpeon @puniko i looked at @o76923's posts and he apparently also asked if someone knows the source of the little neorobot

flora, to random
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call me Idaho, cuz i da hoe ​:neocat_kisser:​

flora, to random
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do the doll ​:neocat_kisser:​

RE: https://void.rehab/notes/9tg0qsxwzk9by2sj

flora,
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@Jain dolls aren't for quitters

flora, to random
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truly i'm so gay for her ​:neocat_pleading:​

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/9th94kmh0z0500ld

flora,
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she is doing computer maintainance stuff now ​:neocat_pleading:​

flora,
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she is so cute and adorable ​:neocat_pleading:​

puniko, to random

​:neocat_googly_woozy:​ ist das eigentlich nicht amtsmissbrauch, wenn feuerwehrwagen die sirene bei einer hochzeitskolone anmachen?

flora,
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@puniko das sind keine Beamten, ergo kein Amtsmissbrauch ​:neocat_googly_woozy_box:​

flora, to random
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welcome to the US state of Woozyington ​:neocat_googly_woozy_box:​

flora, to random
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mi tawa sona e toki pona

see @kasi for more Toki Pona posting ​:neocat_science:​

luna, to random

Days since last hellthread:

0

flora,
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@puppygirlhornypost @luna @luna @ashten @yassie_j @catty @binbows @larsfrommars @julia @alice we need a second opinion on this, @ShadowJonathan what do you say to this?

flora, to random
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you like kissing woozies, you are a little woozy kisser

RE: https://mk.absturztau.be/notes/9s228hy4ipjk01br

flora, to random
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@vel producing weapons of mass woozying ​:neocat_googly_woozy:​

flora,
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@vel

prove:

flora, to random
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are computers just non-humanoid dolls?

come back later for more philosophical questions with flora!

flora,
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think about it:

  • both created by witches
  • both created to help their current witch
  • both have tee

i rest my case

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