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lritter

@lritter@mastodon.gamedev.place

Arts, Maths & Metaprogramming; Game Developer at https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@duangle. paniq in the demoscene. Building Frameloop/Tukan, a procedural game engine, maintaining Scopes & gently going NowHere. (he/him)

Migrated from https://mastodon.social/@paniq

My avatar is the logo of the library I'm working on, a stylized toucan with a four-colored beak.

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lritter, to random
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mastodon is better after a whiskey tasting with your mom on her 77th birthday i will fight you on thissss

lritter,
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shitfaced sans serif

lritter, to random
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stuck in the gangway of a hot overcrowded 2-wagon regional train for another hour. this shit suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.

lritter,
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hotter and more crowded. we're delayed by 20 minutes already, now stuck at some random station because of a signal box error.

lritter,
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still stuck. pretty sure we're missing our connection, a nice ICE with reserved seats.

lritter,
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still stuck. conductor just announced that we're moving in 45-60 minutes. more people pouring in. more fucking bikes. this is becoming grotesque.

lritter,
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i don't believe it. this piece of shit is moving.

lritter,
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this sauna on wheels is so packed you can hear the diesel powered electric motor wailing.

lritter,
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aaand we're crawling again - and full stop. i suppose the box ain't fixed yet, the departure was to make space for trains that follow and to stop more people cramming into what can at this point only be described as a trash compactor on the death star

lritter,
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the conductor just told the train two boxes are fixed, the third is still "red". "as soon as the train is starting again you'll probably notice" he says and giggles a little.

did i mention the windows are sealed shut.

lritter,
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ohoho we're moving again. the conductor announces "one more stop to take on more passengers". cynical laughter erupts.

lritter,
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start stop start stop. is this the national railway or a queue at the checkout counter?

lritter,
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we have taken on full speed. the only thing that sustains me at this point is the vision of me peeling myself out the door to be greeted by a cool fresh breeze

lritter,
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next problem: huge queue at the information counter.

lritter,
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the information desk told us to go to the travel center. another long queue.

lritter,
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because of the queue, we missed our connecting train. we stood in line to rebook the seats. the next train is fully booked. there are no seats. the next train arrives in two hours. it is a rush hour train. we will be taking a train at rush hour.

🤩

lritter,
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you know usually when i want this kind of experience i take a tab of acid which costs about 20 EUR. so as far as bad trips go, this is a bargain!

lritter,
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@Doomed_Daniel no i paid for a trip. a bad trip would cost 20 EUR extra

aeva, to random
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I made a voronoi diagram :3

lritter,
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@aeva it's not a L2 metric i can tell that much

lritter,
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@aeva did you squeeze the aspect ratio?

lritter,
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@aeva i have two attempts.

is it based on abs(dx) + abs(dy)?

lritter,
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@aeva it can either only be this or max(abs(dx),abs(dy)). and if you think it's neither, then i'd say it still is, just hidden within whatever it is you did.

lritter,
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@aeva my closest thought was "she's probably just spamming objects. naah can't be that easy."

lritter,
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@aeva could be quite efficient as long as overdraw is low

nblr, to random German
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Heute wieder in sonem Restaurant gewesen, wo sich am Ende rausstellte “Kein Bargeld, nur Karte, steht doch an der Türe!1” und wenig später “nee AMEX nehmen wir nicht”. Wasn Kindergarten. Wie kann man bitte so bräsig sein? Sind sind so Leute einfach nur unterreflektiert oder bewusst hässig? Junge Junge…

lritter,
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@nblr das ist die sogenannte erlebnisgastronomie, essen mit anschließendem escape room event wo du nur rauskommst wenn du errätst wie man die rechnung zahlen kann

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