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samus12345, to memes in Difficult decisions
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Complaining is his shtick, it’s in the name. It’s well-known that negative reviews get more clicks.

samus12345, to memes in Difficult decisions
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Save all the photos before leaving.

samus12345, to comicstrips in Pure light being
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But they’re like house elves in that they like being enslaved.

samus12345, to comicstrips in Pure light being
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You really gotta hand it to cats - they attached themselves to the dominant species on the planet. Smart! Dogs we chose to let live with us.

samus12345, to memes in Bribery schmibery. Make them pay for their stupidity
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Takes the bribe, chooses a different bid because of the bribe.

samus12345, to lemmyshitpost in Meet my new puppy: Ass!
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And the joke is already made in the title, so either they don’t read them or they thought it was so funny they had to repeat it.

samus12345, to lemmyshitpost in Meet my new puppy: Ass!
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Those are snakes, not worms. It says so on the container! Reading closer, it’s also in German. Why didn’t they call them Zwillingsschlangen?

samus12345, to lemmyshitpost in Meet my new puppy: Ass!
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Pretzel

samus12345, to funny in Sounds like a dealbreaker
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You’re lucky you have a choice. Many people don’t.

samus12345, to politicalmemes in WTF Joe...
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Even President Sanders wouldn’t have been able to stop the US government from being complicit, then. But at least he wouldn’t have supported it.

samus12345, to funny in Sounds like a dealbreaker
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Gluten-free pasta exists.

samus12345, to politicalmemes in WTF Joe...
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How is the performance supposed to benefit him? As soon as the “red line” is crossed and nothing happens, it makes him seem weak. Usually when being performative, you say something that has a plausible excuse when it doesn’t happen - or something that can’t be acted on until you’re elected. This was very poorly conceived, then.

samus12345, to politicalmemes in WTF Joe...
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A vassal state that has the US by the balls, apparently, since they do whatever the fuck they want.

samus12345, to 196 in This is Fine Rule
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“Does it make us money right now? Then it’s fine.”

samus12345, to lemmyshitpost in Are ya winning, son?
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Holy shitpost

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