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If you’ve never seen an woman’s Angus at the gym, strolling through the aisles of the local Netto to clown the cheapest brew known to man… then I don’t know what to tell you

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enormous number of Mandela Effects

that’s called memory loss and it’s a part of growing up.

The elf thing is me. I clip your ears millimeter by millimeter every night.

tetris11,
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Dad Bod Workout = flexing a beer can several dozen times an hour

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it’s called morbid curiousity, like looking at an elephant sitting in arm chair

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Okay, you do my left ears and I’ll do your right.

tetris11,
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Exactly. Would you want to touch something with flies all over it?

tetris11, (edited )
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I’m just imagining a Usual Suspects type reveal where JarJar straightens his slouch, combs back his ears, looks Obi-Wan dead in the eye, and says: “You’re in quite the pickle now, old chap.”

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There’s an addendum to the theory where essentially you keep walking through worlds forever, quantum erasure style, never dying from your perspective, merely getting older and older.

Thing is, if this was actually true, we would see old people everywhere (as observers of their non-erasure).

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Don’t you mean your Donkey Qong?

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That’s no moon…

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It would mean then that of all the infinite worlds you walk through, the Simon that you meet is never the main character Simon.

It’s possible, given the nature of infinite infinites, and assuming a full hierarchy of universes… I just find it unlikely.

Surely two main characters will walk each other at some point, and given an infinite lifespan, surely one of them is bound to be alarmingly old.

tetris11,
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Fr im B?

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…up until now, I actually thought that we were friends. I guess all those deep meaningful convos we had whilst playing Burnout2 and drinking diet Dr Pepper meant nothing to you…

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wife and daughter.

oh no

They

oh phew

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you just burnout2’d a hole on my chest!

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Or just don’t like that sweet sweet pepsi

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“Wait, you mean you don’t want to dock noses?”

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“… shit smeared over your crotch”

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But meal has been cooked so often or missed entirely, that you’re not sure if the fire is even warm

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Its quite embarrassing you’ve asked this, tbh. Obviously you’ve never run


<span style="color:#323232;">dd if=$(while :; do curl bing.com/q=$RANDOM; done) of=/dev/sda1
</span>

and I think that’s sad.

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Second attempt that factors in cheating.

spoilerfrom numpy import median from random import choice from pprint import pprint # Functions get_mode_coin = lambda x: int(median(x)) def pick(player, wants): for neighbor in players: if player != neighbor: neighbor_purse = players[neighbor][“purse”] if wants: if wants in neighbor_purse: # Cheat players[play][“purse”] = players[play][“purse”] + [wants] continue players[play][“purse”] = players[play][“purse”] + [choice(neighbor_purse)] # Main players = {“p1” : {“purse”: [1,0,1], “wants”: False}, ## playing fair “p2” : {“purse”: [0,0,1], “wants”: 0}, ## cheating “p3” : {“purse”: [1,1,0], “wants”: 1}, ## cheating “p4” : {“purse”: [1,1,0], “wants”: 0}, ## cheating “p5” : {“purse”: [0,0,1], “wants”: False}} ## playing fair for play in players: ## Players pick a desired coin from each of their neighbours pick(play, players[play][“wants”]) print(“First picks:”) pprint(players) for play in players: ## Players collapse their collections to mode players[play] = [get_mode_coin(players[play][“purse”])] print(“Last modes:”, players) print(“Final choice:”, get_mode_coin([x for x in players.values()]))

So, my method doesn’t work

tetris11,
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I’m not sure if you’re replying to right comment

tetris11,
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What other tools are there for ensuring a fair market? Government intervention seems like the only avenue

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Thanks for your insight!

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