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this is the language we were given on the web, not the language we chose

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I’m pretty judgemental of people who use more than one screen. Do you not have hotkeys to jump between bookmarked parts of your buffers? Is momentarily splitting a screen between two programs so difficult? Does Alt-Tab simply not exist in your universe?

The judgement continues.

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I needed to see this, and now that I have, I’m not sure to what world I can return.

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“You do realize that when I straddle your leg like this it means that I wan-”
“We know, Ricky!”

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Pikachu on Acid might be a better fit

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Nachts sind alle Katzen grau

de.wikipedia.org/…/Nachts_sind_alle_Katzen_grau

Apparently it was originally adapted from Don Quixote

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For me it works 80% of the time. It’s only if your hands are slightly moist when you’re in trouble.

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I’d buy vast swathes of land in the countryside, and just make it a homeless refuge. They can erect a tent town if they want, host festivals, do farm work for money. Whatever, they’re protected from the police.

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I watched my sister and her fiance call each other stupid and mentally deficient, purely as jokes, and it made me feel bad for them… even though they have a great relationship and say shit like that to each other as a joke.

I think people just have different sensitivies

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Catch all the sheep I lost getting head from my old bleak gay shuns.

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sure, but wouldn’t making a club out of larger pieces of wood make more sense?

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I was once in an open relationship. It was worst experience of my life. She’d mention her old boyfriend like he was still current, we had weird codewords if one of us was interested in someone else, and any talk of future plans was just this large void. Never again.

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  1. I voted remain, but I made a big fuss that the leave camp had a valid point about the workers rights in this country, with the expectation that “remain” would be the outcome still. Yes, I’m a shyster.
  2. Yes
  3. He’s a racist ego-maniac, but he is funny at times and I like his show about tractors. People are a spectrum.
  4. I did when I was a teen. Now I find them whiney, though I do get nostalgic for that 90s sound sometimes. Ocean Colour Scene, Verve, Manics, etc.
  5. I’m sorry there’s a h-wat now?
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What’s a topic you could talk for hours about, and are you capable of summarizing it for a lay person?

(it shows that they’re interesting, so when the looks fade with time you still have something to talk about, and it shows they’re capable of not just parroting what they hear but internalizing it, and more importantly: coming down to meet you half way, the epitome of compromise through mutual dialogue)

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I am, it just feels like to me that, on some level, they are truly saying what they think in the same way that jokes have a small nugget of truth to them. Again, perhaps I’m being too sensitive.

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Oh they might definitely do these things, but mainly they will drive the local rent and house prices down, so it’s still a win-maybewin

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My mum simply doesn’t understand temporary joblessness. She doesn’t understand that people might need to take some time to figure out who they are and what they want to do, and that jumping from one job to another without any pause is akin to a mental disease.

It sucks also that the world will not let you tread water, financially I mean. I have two months before my contract ends and already I’m sweating at the prospect of a) not having a job lined up, and b) facing my mother without one.

(I should add that in all other respects, she is a sweet lady)

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One square to rule them all, one square to find them,
one square had roast beef, and one square stayed at home.

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Nah, it’s just the sloppy creation of The One Ring, without elven craftmanship to keep things down to wearable size.

That, or they’re building a stone giant’s cock ring.

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Looks like Nasretin Hoca meets Sinbad. Then again, I see literally a “black beard” which is a slur I’m not going to translate here.

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Nonsense. Everyone knows you can defeat airborne icebergs with attack insects.

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Terrifyingly overpowered, but cartoonishly stupid to the point that it needs a 9 year old human girl sidekick for it to properly execute tasks?

Huh, you might be right – that probably is the holy grail of AI

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I just invested in Anagram Inverters

How should I change my polite behavior to be more accommodating?

My parents raised me to always say “yes sir” and “no ma’am”, and I automatically say it to service workers and just about anyone with whom I’m not close that I interact with. I noticed recently that I had misgendered a cashier when saying something like “no thank you, ma’am” based on their appearing AFAB, but...

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No, you call them “shorty” and make wild claims about it being their birthday

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