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R&D shouldn't be a salaried position anywhere, because it's too experimental so the work output hard to quantify. but people who dedicate themselves to it should have some financial security. the same might be said of the arts.

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you need to have people who fuck around and find out. and they're not all going to be good at filing grant paperwork. if you start adding formalities to it, you fuck it up.

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@drtifftaft one is trying to fit a very complex and unpredictable process that may or may not yield the desired results within a framework of compensating hours spent for deliverables for the "customer"

i don't think these systems are entirely compatible.

i worked professionally as a computer programmer for 15 years and even that's not entirely compatible with it. when the manager asks for an estimate, who the hell knows what the answer is? imagine having deadlines for solving puzzles...

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@drtifftaft one research team may work for years and nothing comes of it except a null result. one had a thesis and it was disproven. the other team makes a breakthrough.

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@wackyIdeas we laugh when a Kickstarter project is a flop, but anyone who's actually tried to bring a product to market knows it's fucking hard.

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tfw you question the existence of someone's entire profession but you want to be polite.

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any illusion a woman may have had of being a graceful rose that never farts goes out the window when she has to give birth. it's just not going to be your most glamorous moment.

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a female tram driver wearing a hijab - it doesn't get more Oslo than that - multicultural city with liberal values

thor,
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@proedie let me correct my terminology: she was wearing a hijab.

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if you're not imaginative enough to fill your life with some other purpose, consumerism is a quick fix.

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time to steal some energy from my future self

drinks coffee

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the reboot of Bladerunner sort of feels like it's getting more and more accurate over time, given recent developments...

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and arguably, we're closer to the future depicted in Demolition Man than any of us had reason to expect.

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why are cyberpunk and queer aesthetics so similar

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"is she the protagonist of a hacker movie or is she lesbian?"

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@moffintosh punk?

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the money and fame finally got the better of Garfield

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👵

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me: questions entire purpose of life

doorbell: ding dong

me: ooh!

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YouTube commenter: "people who remove the skin from salmon should be arrested"

guess my entire clan on both sides of the family should go to jail then. never saw anyone eat fish skin before. and i grew up near the coast.

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  1. take ordinary banana
  2. put little branding sticker on it
  3. it is now a Dole banana

i can put a sticker on a rock i found but that doesn't make it special.

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if your music genre has a museum, it's probably not cool anymore

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fall asleep at midnight

wake up at 5 in the morning

why

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whiteboard: MEETING TO reduce the number of meetings

speaker: it's important to ask oneself: could this have been an email?

audience: yes...

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imagine waking up one day and you're blind. no vision. you live alone. what do you do?

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@chiasm meanwhile me, who has disabled every single voice assistant on all devices, because i hate talking to machines...

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