water(ule)

heinz_beanzawave, 10 months ago

I think about this tweet every time I drink water but then the asexuality hits

10/10 post

complacent_jerboa, 10 months ago

excuse me

I’m a clean slut for water

neardeaf, 10 months ago

Ma’am, you’re in a Wendy’s drive thru

octt, 10 months ago

How can you not be a water slut during summer 🥵😤

phexinator, 10 months ago

I may be a dirty slut, but my beard holds approx. 2l of said water for future use.

Alico, 10 months ago

Proud water slut 😤

BloodSlut, 10 months ago

me at 3:00am

neudke, 10 months ago

i use a sippy cup now to avoid this problem altogether even though i’m still horny for hydration

raspberry_confetti, 10 months ago

!tardigrades

mike, 10 months ago

Is this how hydro homies started?

567PrimeMover, 10 months ago

First there was hydrohomies and now there's watersluts

b000urns, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

some people say she’s 60% water

Potato_in_my_anus, 10 months ago

I do that with Beer.