> WA Premier Roger Cook has withdrawn a bid to host the Commonwealth Games following Victoria’s withdrawal, after an Aboriginal Corporation demanded at least $3 trillion to host the games.
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> After Victorian Premier Daniel Andrews announced the state was withdrawing and could no longer afford the games, WA launched a bid for all of five minutes before the WA Premier received a call demanding at least $3 trillion in payments to the newly formed “Nyoongar Gibmeadollarkunt Aboriginal Corporation.”
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> “WA will no longer host the games as the fee required to pay the Aboriginals under the Heritage Act makes it no longer viable,” Cook said.
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> “We ran the maths further and events like the long jump and shot put were in serious doubt. Every time a hole more than 50cms would be left by the competitors, we would be charged at least $160 for some bureaucrat to come out and measure it and then charged further if it was 51cms or more.”
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> Cook also confirmed that Twiggy Forrest was approached for a Comm Games bailout, but stated the mining magnate couldn’t give him a cent due to being about to lose half his shit to his wife in the divorce for boning a Chinese FMG interpreter.
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