I love cheesy monster movies and will happily have a beer and watch #Godzilla smash up cities for a couple hours.
The bar is pretty low for what I think is worth my time, but the newest Godzilla + King Kong movie is unbelievably bad. Embarrassingly bad.
I can suspend disbelief for a while and accept nuclear dinosaurs coming out of the ocean and causing a ruckus. I can even suspend disbelief for a world where, like one of those creationist dinosaur theme parks, monkeys and dinosaurs exist simultaneously and spend a couple of hours beating each other up.
But giant monkeys and nuclear dinosaurs beating each other up then teaming up to protect magical telepathic humans who live in the center of the Earth, which somehow has sunshine, from malevolent giant monkeys who also live in the center of the Earth next to a volcano is... IDK, stupid?
Was this supposed to be a comedy? Did I miss something? But, hey, the scientist/main character is really fucking hot, so there's that I guess?
