gourd,

Kamen Rider Blade Rewatch Episode 5: I love that Tachibana's reaction to hearing that Chief Karasuma caught on fire like a goddamn Orphanoch is after five seconds look for a Scooby Doo fake spontaneous human combustion plan involving holograms and react like it's an obvious thing.

I LOVE THAT ISAKA CAME UP WITH A SCOOBY DOO FAKE HUMAN SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION PLAN WITH HOLOGRAMS TOO XD

Tachibana (holding up some rubble): "Look. It's magnesium."
Tachibana (to a disbelieving Hirose): "What you saw was a virtual image."
Tachibana: "Karasuma was long gone by the time you got here."

gourd,
gourd,

He's like a depressed low-key but more self-aware Eiji from OOO at times, jeez.

Combine this with his statements in the previous episode about how it'd be cool if he sacrificed himself saving the world and uh... there's some real issues here with valuing himself.

...given where the series goes... 😢

Kenzaki: "From then on, I became greedy."
Kenzaki: "I kept saying that I wanted to save everyone. That everyone would be saved by my hand."
Kenzaki: "Even though I don't have the power to do that."

gourd,

two tsunderes bouncing off each other :P

Kenzaki: "Oh, is that so? Well, sorry for always being around!"

gourd,

Okay so we gotta talk about the other Scooby Doo plot of the episode.

There's this place called the Whistling Cave, where people hear it's haunted with the voices of the dead, and anyone who goes there comes down sick with a mysterious ailment, which is used as an excuse to keep out tourists.

This all turns out to be the Centipede Undead hanging out in a cave for some reason just poisoning random humans?

I think he's trying to drive away tourists so he can prospect for gold. :P

gourd,

But don't worry, Hajime can cure the victims with his totally human knowledge. He needs the antibodies from the Undead to cure the venom.

...antibodies... sure...

Which have to be taken while the undead is alive!

...I'm going to assume he's thinking he's dumbing that down for the humans who he doesn't want to have to explain to in a hurry that actually undead don't die they get sealed yadda yadda but it's amusing nonetheless. :P

Hajime: "The only way we can treat her is a cure created from that Undead's antibodies!"
Hajime: "If Garren defeats it, we can't extract the antibodies."
Hajime: "We have to extract it while it's still alive."

gourd,

Oh no! What if Tachibana defeats the Undead first!

...right... Tachibana...

nevermind

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