Joe Mayo's Coat - My favourite Elaine line

Elaine: So now Joe Mayo wants me to buy him a new coat.

Jerry: Because you threw it out.

Elaine: No, because I was in charge of the coats. It's... insane.

Jerry: But you did actually throw his coat out the window.

Elaine: But he doesn't know that. As far as he knows, somebody stole it, and that's the person who should be responsible.

Jerry: But that's you.

Elaine: So I guess I'll have to buy him a new coat, even though I don't think I should be held responsible, which I am anyway.