18+ [Fanfic] The Spice of Life (Aldo x Cetie)

Cetie was troubled.

His own naked body didn't excite him anymore.

He needed a change of pace to spice things up.

"Clock! Retro! GET IN HERE!"

They were right next to him already.

"Connect me on a call to Aldo. And help me with my preparations..."

"Again, Cetie?!" Clock asked.

Retro sighed and brought in Cetie's toys. (Not that kind, you pervert. I mean dildos.)

Aldo and Cetie connected virtually.

"Yes, Cetie? What is it?"

"Aldo, have you ever heard of cybering? You know, cybering? What the kids do these days? It's not even 'IRL' anymore". Cetie used air quotes with his two fingers as he spelled out each letter. He was trying to be delicate.

Aldo tilted his head quizzically. "No, Cetie, I'm sorry, I haven't."

"Sexting?" Cetie asked impatiently.

"Is that for measuring the stars? I think I've used one of those before, once. We went to Parallel Rinde and-"

"No, damnit! I mean sex! Virtual sex! Via Zoom! Twitch! Patreon! WIKIPEDIA! Don't you get it?!" Cetie's patience was boiling over. Aldo could be so dense sometimes.

"No, I... I haven't... I'm sorry..." Aldo looked hurt.

Cetie realized he'd done wrong. Maybe he had been working too much. The stress was getting to him.

"No Aldo, I was wrong. I'm sorry. Let's make up. Come here..."

"Actually, just bend over."

They cybered for a while. After that they finally beat Lord of Mana.

The End.