Sam Bankman-Fried found guilty on all counts at fraud trial over crypto exchange FTX
hahattpro, Do this dude lost your money yet ?
Zuberi, 
Can’t wait to see how the 1:1 GME tokens are resolved
agentshags, 
I was cleaning my room and found an old fortune cookie slip with “it’s a doge eat doge world” on one side and the FTX logo on the other. I just shook my head and chuckled.
Tylerdurdon, Fried won’t be freed?
eestileib, Sam Bankman-Imprisoned
close up shot of Sam Bankman-Fried from December 2022. he looks very unsettled.
smigao, Where’s my money Sam?!?
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Hey man, I’m selling some new crypto.
It’s called totally-not-a-scamcoin and as the name suggests it’s not a scam.
Give me your money and I’ll put you on the blockchain.
Tylerdurdon, I’ve got five bucks. Will that much totally-not-a-scamcoin make me a multimillionaire in 4 years?
SatansMaggotyCumFart, There’s a chance you could be a millionaire next year.
Tylerdurdon, I’m all in! (for five bucks)
SatansMaggotyCumFart, What’s the worse that could happen?
prowess2956, If it takes off you could be looking at a century in prison?
SatansMaggotyCumFart, Why would I go to jail?
It’s not a scam.
craftyindividual, Dr Pepper?
FrostyTrichs, Try my new griftocurrency.
RestrictedAccount, Just maybe, the rules apply to everyone.
eestileib, If you need a refresher on reality, take a look at Clarence Thomas’s tax cheating ass.
Or Trump, who is going to skate on the classified documents case because of a crooked judge.
RestrictedAccount, Only if we let them
dunidane, He took from rich investors like Madoff. He’s going to pay at least some. Given who is parents are not as much as the rest of us.
BolexForSoup, 
Bankman-Fried faces up to 110 years in prison. His sentencing is scheduled for March 28.
Maybe wait until sentencing before being so cynical lol
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