I could but I’m too tired. Here is a picture of bulk glitter instead. Good luck finding listings for kilograms of uranium. https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0038/1861/8969/files/1_9d001034-e872-43e3-9ddc-4aea194e3a1d.jpg
Obligatory mention: industry leader Glitterex has a customer that buys significantly more than anyone else, and they refuse to spill the beans. Internet folk have been searching for the answer for years with little luck. If you live in the Jersey City metro area and have torture equipment, you might solve a great conspiracy theory. /s