mydoomlessaccount,

Snitcheth get stitcheth

MonkderDritte,

I don’t think you can call a mythical figure as witness.

Psionicsickness,

Edgy.

emmanuelw,

This is theologically accurate. Like I (actually) preached a few weeks ago: “For God, the one who lied isn’t a liar; the one who who cheated is not a cheater. For God, we are always more that what we did”. Thus, for God, the one who dealt drugs is not a drug dealer 😅.

humorlessrepost,

Woo! I’m not a sinner!

(or a goat fucker)

emmanuelw,

”You’re not a sinner so stop feeling guilty and do as much good as you can, freely” was the conclusion of my sermon.

But I said nothing about goat fucking. Now I wonder if I should’t have.

refurbishedrefurbisher,

Fuck a goat ONE TIME, and all of a sudden you’re the goat fucker

sum_yung_gai,

When you preach how do you settle on the topic and opinion for your presentation(idk if that’s the right word). Is it like you pick a bible quote as your thesis and go from there?

emmanuelw,

The opinion is free but the text and the general thematic are proposed by my church. For example this Sunday it will be Genesis 16 and the thematic will be “God is the Good Shepherd”. But both the text and the thematic, I’m free to change.

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