GigaWerts,

I understand the feeling

S_204,

My kids birthday is today.

She’s not getting Christmas gifts though. Like Jesus we don’t celebrate Christmas, like Jesus we celebrate Hanukkah.

mycus,
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Melchior moment

DacoTaco,
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As somebody who’s birthday is around christmas…
Fuck you.

GlitchyDigiBun,
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I was supposed to be a Christmas baby. I was 6 weeks late. My siblings weren’t so lucky. I sure wish I didn’t know the time of year they “tried for another.”

candybrie,

6 weeks late? Like you were planned to be a Christmas baby but your parents didn’t get pregnant the first cycle or like your mom was 46 weeks pregnant?

GlitchyDigiBun,
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It was a 46wk term. Reportedly I was something close to 12 to 13lbs. I was her first 😬

candybrie,

Your poor mom. Out of curiosity, where are you from/how old are you that she was allowed to go 46 weeks? I think most places really pressure you into induction if it gets to 42 weeks now.

joel_feila,
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Yes modern hospitals induce labor at 42 weeks

SpaceNoodle,

The stork got lost

Nerd02,
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Finally a meme in this community. It’s been so long. Merry Christmas, op, thanks for posting.

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