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zero_gravitas, in Skitty Squad! (By Archon Of Flesh)

Transacta-7Y1 made a fist, a symbol they’d agreed on at the beginning of their companionship. They both tensed, making ready to move. Surprise was on their side. Nothing else was, but they took what they could get. But Envaric had one more thing to say.

‘Tee. Tell me something before we die, yeah?’

She turned to regard him, gazing at his deteriorating form through her monovisor. She said nothing, but he had her attention. The look in his eyes was what she suspected to be amusement. This was it, then. One last joke.

‘Are you pretty under all that?’

It took her a moment to process this. She’d never been asked such a thing. Beneath her armour, she was an irradiated foot soldier of the Machine-God. Her skin, deep brown at birth and not unlike Envaric’s in that regard, was a starved and sunless grey. She’d been ritually delimbed, her extremities replaced with arms and legs of inexpensive cybernetic purity. Much to her honour, she had attained such a state of grace within her mechamorphosis that more of her body was now comprised of holy iron than what remained of her flawed birthflesh. Under her helmet, she was pockmarked with cryo-controlled radiation tumours. She possessed no eyelids, no hair, no teeth, and no nose – and what hadn’t been surgically removed had rotted off over the course of her years of sacred service.

In short, she was skitarii.

Transacta-7Y1 keyed in a symbol and tossed him the dataslug again. He caught it with weakening fingers and read the symbol there.

[affirmative]

He gave a bloodstained smile. ‘Yeah, I thought so.’

Though neither of them knew it for certain, they were the last of their combined platoons. When they attacked a few moments later, killing two of the Emperor’s Children from ambush, it was the final act of resistance in the defence of the Principa Collegiate.

  • excerpt from Echoes of Eternity by Aaron Dembski-Bowden, chapter 9
rustyfish, in Ever fancied power washing dreadnoughts, knights and such? (Powerwash Simulator getting WH40k DLC)
@rustyfish@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t know I wanted that. Neat.

Red_October, in Ever fancied power washing dreadnoughts, knights and such? (Powerwash Simulator getting WH40k DLC)

Not a partnership I saw coming for sure, but alright I’m here for it.

Malix,
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right? Wonder if we get to clean a great unclean one, or the golden throne? “Yo, where do I put the skeleton, bio or energy waste?”

edit: also pointed out in the video comments, kinda odd that this wasn’t done with Viscera Cleanup Detail yet.

Norgur, in Every 40k fan in existence:

Let's summarize the plot of everything that happens in 40k:

And then it got worse

Also Hell yeah!

Ghost33313, in Thanks, Big E, I see why your sons turned out as such well-adjusted people
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"Just man up" doesn't work in the long run at all. You will die to a heretic before you realize it though.

Vladkar,

No one has ever accused Jimmy Space of being a good dad.

purahna, in Looks like we're speedrunning 40k
@purahna@lemmygrad.ml avatar

conservatives really need to stop making being trans sound so fucking cool if they care at all about their shitty agenda

PugJesus,
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ikr? About to become trans now because of this. GEAR ME UP, MY NEW GENDER IS 'BINARY'

OctopusKurwa,

Yeah I don’t I have any dysphoria but I also don’t want to miss out on being a cyborg.

Noodle07,

Trans against biodysphoria

GreenMario, in Looks like we're speedrunning 40k
BobbyNevada, in Looks like we're speedrunning 40k

From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal.

PugJesus,
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[sick techno-bass drop]

MathiasTCK,
@MathiasTCK@lemmy.world avatar

Flesh is a pointless struggle.

Cannibal_MoshpitV3, in You shall be the Emperor's lewdest... His Lace Marines
MentalEdge, in Will no one adopt this brutal fanatic and give her a loving, faith-filled home?
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Spacehooks,

I almost cried before but now it’s tears of joy

PugJesus,
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Good end

Wutchilli,

Wait, there is a bad ending?

jordanlund, in Man-child was poorly mistreated, yes-yes! Let the man-child go free, he will cause no-no trouble, we swear on Great Horned Rat!

How many rats in an army?

Implies that there are Rat Squads of 6-10.

Rat Platoons of 3-4 Squads.

Rat Company, Battery, or Troop of 3-4 Platoons.

A Battalion of 3-5 Companies.

A Brigade or Regiment of 3-5 Battalions.

A Division of 3 Brigades.

A Corps of 2+ Divisions.

Field Army of 50,000. So I guess 50,000 rats.

thirteen.org/…/u-s-army-units-explained-from-squa…

Wutchilli, in Wholesome Vulkanposting
explodIng_lIme, in "Send dudes"

For the Emperor!

CIWS-30, in Not me watching multi hour long lore videos.

Honestly, the only "lore" videos you need to know are from this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeCfod1XT7E

Key points:

  1. The "Spess Mehrens" are the good guys.
  2. Leader of the Imperium of Man (basically the 40k Federation) is the "Emprah"
  3. The most superior tactic for engaging foes is a maneuver that the Codex Astartes (like the Art of War for 40k) names "Stiehl Rehn"
  4. No other factions besides the Spess Mahreens matter and you should never buy them.
  5. The best thing to do is to be "The Emprah's Fureh" and smite all his foes otherwise you'll die in shame having "Fehled the Emprah"

Oh yeah, and machines have souls and they do much better when you praise and worship them and anoint them with holy oils, so make sure to do that if you ever get isekai'd into the 40k universe for the like 45 seconds you'll probably be able to stay alive for.

Cargon, in Hornyposting
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