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root_beer, in Slide into DMs

dodos are extinct dad you idiot nobody makes them anymore

blujan,

Discontinued and obsolete already.

downpunxx, in Wide
downpunxx avatar

"trying to delete now"

Bubonic, in My Dad Doesn't Know How To Turn Off This Front Camera Heart Feature On His Phone And He Tried To Send Me A Pic Of His New Stove

Save those pictures, one day you will look back on them and they will bring you peace.

Sincerely, A son who misses his father

numberfour002, in Why are they celebrating

I am not good with computer when this happen I get my gran kids come over to remove it for me. Works like a charm and only costs a couple of hugs. No more hoohas on my page.

sbv, in Why are they celebrating

it’s called FACEbook not PRIVATEPARTbook

nightwatch_admin, in Why are they celebrating

Why are they celebrating? You need to ask?

Unless, of course, “naked women with their private parts exposed” now being your friends is not your cup of tea. Which is fine, don’t get me wrong.

buh, in Why are they celebrating
@buh@hexbear.net avatar

The naked women are your friends now

Anticorp, (edited ) in Why are they celebrating

Why does anyone use those gawd awful Facebook avatars? They all look exactly the same , with just slightly different hair, and they look horrible. If someone told me this was the product of a trillion dollar company, I would laugh out loud in disbelief. Yet people use them. I guess Facebook knows their audience, and knows it doesn’t need to worry about quality, since everyone will just use it anyways.

On topic though, no Karen, your account wasn’t hacked. Facebook lets porn game companies advertise there now, and if you report the posts, Facebook says they don’t violate community standards, despite them clearly violating the rules to the letter. Trash-ass company, run by a trash-ass human analogue.

grumpo_potamus, in Why are they celebrating

The birthday cake is symbolic of one’s birthday suit. And “surprise party” is akin to “surprise, genitalia”. The metaphor works. I’d explain it more, but it would be to no avail.

numberfour002,

NO EVAIL

numberfour002, in The very polite google search

DOES THAT WORK HAROLD STOP PUTTING YOUR SPOONS IN THE SINK INSTEAD OF THE DISH PAN WAIT HOW DID MY PHONE HEAR THAT

numberfour002, in Is my grandson there

USED TO GO TO CHURCH WITH A LADY WHO GRANSON WAS A PREACHER OVER AT THE CHURCH IN MAYFIELD BUT RUMOR IS HE HAD AFFAIR WITH THE CLEANING LADY AND THEY HAD A BABY WAS MIXED AND SO HE DIVORSE WIFE AND MOVE TO COLORADO WITH THE CLEANING LADY BECAUSE SHE HAD FAMILY THERE WAS A BIG SCANDAL LAST YEAR BUT I THINK EVERYBODY FORGOT NOBODY TALKS ABOUT IT ANYMORE AND PATRICIA PASCAL HAS PASS FROM HER KIDNEYS PROBLEM IF YOU HAVE NOT HEARD SO SAY A PRARY FOR HER HUSBAND GEORGE

numberfour002, in I do not want my name printed

WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS WAS A GIFT FOR MY GRAN BABY JESSAMIE YOU NEED TO ASK HER NOT ME

numberfour002, in Attorney general

WHY IS THIS SHOWNG ON MY PAGE I DELETED THIS SMUTT LONG A GO

Windex007, in Attorney general

Call the attorney general on me I’m calling the Ombudsman on you

youtu.be/KCEEwx4jZwc?si=hJ99BB-p__DSyw3c

narp, in Attorney general

Just in case there is someone out there who doesn’t know it: youtu.be/OLmun1JEIw0

Hupf,

Thsnks

jol,

Thsnks. I didn’t know it 😭 his songs are amazing.

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