cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

sudo touch women

Good morning, Mr. Senator

MattTheProgrammer,
MattTheProgrammer avatar

Stop. Danny Masterson was not a senator :P

TheWoozy,

This is why mandatory access control is so important.

Rin,

go home, then touch women

hikarulsi,
@hikarulsi@lemmy.world avatar

cd ~; touch woman

Can’t touch woman anywhere

Ediacarium,

sudo apt-get install consent

oo1,

-y

Norgur,

User not in sudoers list. This incident will be reported

aeternum,

to whom?? TO WHOM!?

Kidplayer_666,

The answer is: Santa

Crakila,
Crakila avatar
Norgur,

And he is not pleased.

Ediacarium,
Untitled_Pribor,
Untitled_Pribor avatar
su
apt install consent
exit
touch women
Norgur,
su  

Enter password:
Deceptichum,
Deceptichum avatar

hunter2

aeternum,

i can't read that. it just appears as stars to me. what's it say?

Norgur,

Stars? I see absolutely nothing there. Linux login prompts are quirky.

snooggums,
snooggums avatar

All I see is *******

MonkderZweite,

The superior version of UAC?

“Do you want $USER to touch you?” Do you want $USER to cat you?" " Do you…"

trones,

Reading package lists… Done

Building dependency tree… Done

E: Unable to locate package conset

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