guyrocket,
guyrocket avatar

That guy must be a vampire.

Comment105,

A vampire hunter*

Since he likes garlic.

snor10,

Know your enemy.

Starkstruck,

Matpat, is that you?

YoungFool4505,

Hey, you the same one that posted this guy on Reddit? If so, welcome back

Something_Complex,

Funny cuz the south of Europe is the one that really uses garlic and onion well

Litany, (edited )
Litany avatar

Good cuisine from around the world uses garlic. No one has a monopoly on it.

Something_Complex,

Fair enough

TheKarion,

Pre marital pregnancy is really not a good thing but funny story

Shialac,

Where do all these conservative fucks come from?

bane_killgrind,

Other, more elderly fucks

raltoid,

It’s just a troll.

TheKarion,

It’s my genuine opinion

Comment105,

Your “genuine” opinion is absolutely retarded. Your religion is false and your feelings are invalid.

Duder167,

I second this

Duder167,

Because of magic and God and hell and stuffs?

soviettaters,

Because a child needs a stable relationship between their parents in order to have a decent childhood. From a non-religious standpoint marriage is just another step in ensuring that the parents are ready to stay together for the remainder of the child’s childhood and hopefully life.

Duder167,

Two people must come before their priest and/or government and announce they like each other alot or else they’ll be bad parents. Really?

GildorInglorion,

Go in front of whoever you want. But make sure it’s with her and she knows. The commitment in front of others has meaning.

Duder167,

Your new user note is “full of shit”

Duder167,

Is two men or two women fine or is that against your made up rules?

TheKarion,

You mean gay couples? No not at all. Adoption is very important

DessertStorms,
DessertStorms avatar

Divorce rates disagree with you

Many people accept it as fact that half of all marriages end in divorce, but as mentioned above, this applies only to first marriages. Those who wed multiple times face a far higher rate of divorce. In fact, 67% of second marriages end, and 73% of third marriages are dissolved

Source

Deuces,

And we call that a learning curve - Mike Birbiglia

Blamemeta,

More like most school shooters have single parents. Having both parents is incredibly important to a childs mental health. And being married facilitates that.

TheKarion,

It takes maturity to get married, and you shouldn’t be considering kids without that level of maturity

FizzlePopBerryTwist,

You know, there are quite a few good people in the world who are premartial pregnancies. It may not be YOUR ideal situation, but for many people, an official sort of marriage in ceremony is never going to happen anyway.

Cornpop,

Things that never happened for $500 please.

Nythos,

Yes because someone getting sidetracked when talking about something with their partner is just completely out of the realm of possibility isn’t it

milady,

Oh my sweet summer child

raltoid,

I’d say it’s more that the account it’s taken from seems like creative writing.

The subtitle/description is:

Disordered, unhinged, shittily recovering f-word with brain damage. No longer on drugs, I’m just fucking like this sober.

fckreddit,

This is adorable…

Comment105,

A vampire hunter*

Since he likes garlic.

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