KISSmyOS,
_lilith,
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“I will eat your babies” stole it from always sunny. Used it once, ended a road rage incident

MadBob,

Where I’m from, there’s the expression “you’d look good in a binbag”, which is supposed to mean that you’d even look good wearing a binbag, but I’ve always thought it sounds like someone wants to chop you up and throw you in the bin.

JayDee,

“when I’m finished, you’re gonna be in multiple time zones at once.”

sagrotan,
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“I’ll send your teeth brush to the unemployment office” or “Carmine, you sit in the front seat, I wanna stretch my legs”, I for myself like to use “you have my undivided attention now”, freaks people out. Don’t have to use it very often, one or 2 times in my life in earnest. Add Jack Nicholson smile for good measure.

Aggravationstation,

One I’ve always wanted to try is “I will keep punching you until I break through your head.”

Adalast,

My favorite: Don’t make me shove a straw in your carotid to see how far I can make the blood fountain shoot.

Only_Slightly_Bent,

I’ll hit you until I pass out

littlebluespark,
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I will unfuck your mother.

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
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My personal favorite is:

“I will walk through you”

Daft_ish,

I always thought the idea of biting someone else’s tooth out was unsettling.

squeakycat,

Where have you heard that?! That’s new and disturbing imagery to me.

Daft_ish,

Just my head

Seleni,

I always liked Digger’s threat to Herne: ‘and furthermore, should you hurt its feelings, I will smelt ore with your bones, understand?’

Cosmos7349,

I did once have someone come at me while saying “I WILL RIP YOUR EYEBROWS OUT”

GBU_28,

I will grant you immortality then lock you in a box

mojofrododojo,

I will grant you immortality then lock you in a box

and drop it in the Mariana Trench.

chatokun,

Baccano spoilers! (Well, ocean, not the trench).

KISSmyOS,

The Old Guard 2 is coming out this year, by the way.

mojofrododojo,

wasn’t familiar with either movie or the series, looks interesting. might seek out the graphic novels first.

excitingburp,

“I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream” dials this to 11. Even a summary is extremely unsettling.

DaCrazyJamez,

“I’m about to become the reason your children will have nightmares”

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