vamp_tm

First is clan Gangrel, they have finger claws and are unnaturally durable. Fiercely independent....

Unlike the ancient Cappadocians, the Clan of Death, we now understand when to cut and run....

Context: With each generation, the curse gets weaker and weaker, until Thinbloods too weak to sire appear. They need to cook meth to use Vampire powers instead of just using them. Wretches.

Merry Christmas to the soon-to-be ash!

Context: Vampires can drink others to death, gaining their power. This is a crime, Diablerie, and is akin to cannibalism and generally warrants death.

Also works as handy guide to clan symbols!

Context: In Vampire The Masquerade, Clan Malkavian is a bloodline of seers, prophets, and madmen alike. Talking to one on LSD would be wild.

Memes will resume shortly.

Context - In Vampire:The Masquerade, 99% of Vampires are self serving manipulative bastards. The Salubri were different, a clan of healers that were Embraced for their selflessness. They were generally the only genuinely chill bloodsuckers around, until the middle ages....

Why the fuck they’re doing Bloodmages and Cooler Arabic Bloodmages as half their base clans, I’ll never know. Banu Haqim looks sick though.