Centurion thematics

Is anyone else just not vibing with the flavor of the upcoming Centurion archetype? The mechanical stuff it does is really cool - I love that we’re getting another deck that does stuff by treating monsters as continuous spell/traps. But every time I look at the card art my eyes just kind of glaze over. It’s like someone put Strikers and Dva from Overwatch in a blender to make the blandest smoothie possible.

Then again, maybe I’m just whining for no reason (wouldn’t be first time). Anyone else have thoughts on this?