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Sauce_

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Bluetooth via the tape deck.
I fix Chromebooks and make little videos.

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Sauce_, to random
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Today I was at work, looking at a stack of identical Chromebooks that all needed different repairs. How do I tell them apart? Most days that means a scribbled mess on a sticky note. But what if there was a better way? A system. Yes, a system of markers to let me know what was broken, when it needed to be done, and what classroom it came from. Why, a marking system like that would almost be… magic.

@hotdogsladies @siracusa

joesteel, to random
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My Eero seems to be kicking random devices off my network. Sometimes it’s only for a few seconds, and other times the affected device needs to be power cycled. Jason called me down from the office because it happened to the Apple TV. Had to restart it to get it back on the network. I know people like Eero because of how Apple-like it is but the most Apple-like thing about it is that it silently fails and doesn’t explain why.

Sauce_,
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@joesteel About once every two weeks, around 8:30-9:30pm, my Eero network completely shits the bed and needs to be restarted. No explanation or updates, just a wifi network that stops sending the internet. Fun.

joesteel, (edited ) to random
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People famously love to post to Instagram without reviewing the photos or videos or attaching mentions or stickers. Finally, the crushing burden of using Instagram with a smartphone has been lifted.
https://mastodon.social/@verge/112486160846497222

Sauce_,
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@joesteel @verge Keep cutting out the middle! Just have robots with cool glasses make the photos, post the photos, like the photos, and sell ads for the photos. Why involve me at all?

robb, to random
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Are you getting too much sleep?

Feel like you’re too relaxed?

House too tidy?

Ask your doctor if having children is right for you!

Sauce_,
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@joesteel @robb Every minute is a gift I treasure and a waking nightmare that reminds me of my failures. Sign up today!

Sauce_, to random
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Unexpected guests. “Ok”
24 hours notice. “Uh, well…”
We’re staying for a week.

This is where my brain shuts down and I just don’t talk to anyone for a week.

ry, to random
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JD

Sauce_,
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@ry I asked everyone up here in NH and they’re very proud of you.

Sauce_, to random
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Grabbed this quick and dirty shot before the clouds filled the sky. I’m counting it. I might keep trying. Wicked cool.

joesteel, to random
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😱 https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/scavengers-reign-canceled-max-netflix-1235998046/

Sauce_,
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@joesteel Joe, I really need a season 2 of this show.

stroughtonsmith, to random
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The Helldivers 2 furore is bonkers. If you missed it, Sony, seemingly against wishes of the dev studio, pushed to add a mandatory PSN Network sign-in months after launch on one of their biggest, most popular games on PC, and not only did the community revolt (dropping review score into the teens), but the game is now pulled from 177 storefronts and Steam are issuing refunds (as PSN only works in certain countries). The studio has told players to make their voices heard

https://www.eurogamer.net/helldivers-2-has-been-pulled-from-sale-in-177-countries-as-its-psn-linking-requirement-rolls-out

Sauce_,
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@stroughtonsmith Incredible to watch this game torpedo itself into oblivion. Hard to fathom that no one stepped in and stopped this.

Sauce_,
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@stroughtonsmith welp, someone finally pulled the emergency stop. I’m sure the gaming community will learn all the right lessons from this. 😑

joesteel, to random
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The useless fucking parasite I have to pay attention to on the off chance there might be an applicable job posting or message from a former coworker will have … puzzles.

Great.

Fantastic.

Love that.
https://mastodon.social/@verge/112366347968246081

Sauce_,
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@joesteel @verge Yes, I see that you have nearly two decades in the industry and you’re highly recommended by your peers. But it says here that you only got to level 3 on Doodle Jump. Can you explain why these scores are so low?

joesteel, to random
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Bazinga.

Sauce_,
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@joesteel Bradley Cooper is a big fan.

hotdogsladies, to random
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A serving suggestion for this week’s very important @RecDiffs:

Sauce_,
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@hotdogsladies “So how would we mark the plate if the customer just wants an egg sandwich? That’s right! Two pickles on the slice of cheese.”

Losing my grip on reality Merlin.

Sauce_,
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@hotdogsladies the jellies and mayo packets will ABSOLUTELY slide on that plate!! Don’t you dare bump the plates then Jerry is getting poached eggs with dry toast. Madness.

Sauce_, to random
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Should I spend the eclipse at the Ben & Jerry’s HQ in VT? Hmm. Eat some ice cream, stare at the Sun

Sauce_,
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@joesteel This is me, standing in line for some Netflix and Chill’d ice cream.

Sauce_, to random
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The good news: We had a snow delay so it was only a partial day.
The bad news: The only parts that remained were the shitty ones.

Sauce_,
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@ry Gotta get those school days in. School will end June 13 come hell or high water.

Sauce_, to random
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Weather reports for tomorrow tell me we are getting anywhere from 0-15 inches of snow. Which is helpful.

dan, to random
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Spatial Personas are wiiiiiiiild. I’m not even going to try to describe it other than to say “whoa”.

Sauce_,
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@dan keanu.gif

joesteel, to random
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What’s the worst movie you can think of with a score that’s unjustifiably good? Like you absolutely loathe the movie but you’ll listen to the score. Don’t be boring and saying the Star Wars prequels because there are waaaay worse movies than those.

For me it’s ‘X-Men: The Last Stand’ - which is just godawful trash, but John Powell pulled out all the stops when he scored that trash.

Sauce_,
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@joesteel Man of Steel soundtrack. Zimmer had me believing for a few days.

It’s a 2 / 5 movie, so I think we can find a wider gap.

dan, to random
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Important business meeting

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Sauce_,
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@dan Do you think they know Mr. Owl? Or the Bobcat?

ry, to random
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We’re just missing Ted Leo on here. Ted, if you want to join Duck Haus hmu

Sauce_,
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@dan @ry Oh is that something “The Triad” came up with?

Sauce_,
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@dan @ry hacking into 🦆🏠 to find the truth.

Tom Cruise GIF by CBS

ry, to random
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We've jumped the shark. Shit

Sauce_,
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@ry Straight into the shipping container. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules. You’re about to be a lawyer and we don’t know what you’ll do with that power, Dick Junior.

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