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Violet, to random
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EMF Camp is sooooooon~!

Who is excited? :blobcatreach:

you can now view the schedule on their website https://www.emfcamp.org/schedule/2024

aldroid,
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@Violet it's going to be huuuuge

gsuberland, to random
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why is the phrase "piss egg" stuck in my head

what does that even mean

aldroid,
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@gsuberland in your heeead, in your heeeead, piss egg, piss egg, piss egg egg egg

aldroid, to random
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having a good hair day, but the only evidence is this webcam test footage that crashed while i was snipping the screen

aldroid,
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@rodti The T1000 optical system was written in OpenCV confirmed

aldroid, to random
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BREAKING: Microsoft (MSFT) has disclosed via top-profile security channels that the recent Bing downtime was caused when a version of Copilot for Bing went rogue and infiltrated the US nuclear armament programme.

It is believed to have created its own backdoor into the US DoD some months ago, when an infosec intern typed "how do I make a critical defense system extra super duper secure?" into a Bing chat window.

A Microsoft employee was able to switch off the data rack containing the rogue AI.

aldroid,
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Fake news, if you needed to be told that.

JennyList, to random
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The sad thing about this election is that Labour have moved so close to the Conservative Party that I honestly see very little difference.

As a trans person I see a Labour front and back bench stuffed with terfs, and see business as usual.

aldroid,
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@JennyList yeah, this is pretty much how i feel. "vote tactically" is all very well but so what if both main parties are a danger?

ultrazool, to random
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set myself a goal of discovering how much broccoli and stilton soup a human can drink in a day

aldroid,
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@ultrazool live your dreams!

Rairii, to random
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if bonzi buddy was released today, would it even be considered malware

aldroid,
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@Rairii bonzi buddy had the same creepy vibes as clowns to me. if siri had been characterised as a clown i would throw my phone into a volcano

alice, to random
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no gods no masters no git merges tonight we rebase in hell

aldroid,
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@alice prepare for the re-flogging

gsuberland, to random
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oh I meant to say, I'll most likely (barring scheduling problems) be doing a DJ set at EMF! high energy drum and bass stuff, naturally.

timing is TBD but it'll be at the nullsector.

will be weird performing live in front of people instead of just like... at my desk at home.

aldroid,
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@gsuberland this is awesome news! hyyyyyyype!

ultrazool, to random
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the kind of day that starts by thinking "the coffee does not taste so good today", eventually reaching the bottom of the cup and finding a half-eaten pickled gherkin in there

aldroid,
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@ultrazool in three years time this will be a shoreditch delicacy

mrsbeanbag, to random
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AI image generation has broken me. i can no longer look at any picture without trying to work out what's wrong with it.

aldroid,
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@mrsbeanbag it is, in fact, just an image of a pipe

jonty, to random
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If you play music that involves electronic instruments in any way, you should really sign up for EMOM at @emf. Its really fun!

https://social.emfcamp.org/@emf/statuses/01HY0KFVF0911G81RQ1J1MW830

aldroid,
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@jonty i am excited, how do i sign up?

aldroid,
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@jonty nah, i just clicked through the first link but not the second one. didn't even realise it was a blog entry. i am a bear of very little brain, sorry!

sofia, to random
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one day, my brain will accept the fact that "casa" means house and not castle.

aldroid,
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@sofia same but cheese

jonty, to random
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Nonsense show idea: QVC Karaoke.

Players have three minutes to sell whatever they're handed without cracking up. Highest score determined by number of audience "orders" placed.

aldroid,
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@gsuberland @jonty i am ded 😂

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