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corgiwithalaptop

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I dont know shit about fuck I’m just a corgi with a laptop

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I would very much enjoy someone shooting her in the face.

Please do not approach Hasan IRL and criticize him for breaking the boycotts he promotes, leftist thought leaders are allowed to be hypocrites and consume whatever treats they want.

Im being serious. The left needs to embrace a “do as I say not as a do” attitude towards our leaders, with great power comes a large amount of treats and who are we to judge Hasan for not living up to the ideals that he sets out for us. In fact I think its good that he doesnt do what he says, it means you are willing to...

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How many days will the country shut down for this time?

Donald Trump shares image of Joe Biden bound and gagged (www.seattletimes.com)

Former president Donald Trump disseminated on social media on Friday an image of President Biden with his hands and feet tied and his mouth gagged, the latest example of the Republican candidate’s use of increasingly violent rhetoric and imagery this campaign season....

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Perhaps substances would be less tainted if we didn’t have the drug war policies?

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Look at how fucking low the bar is. Biden just falls face first in front of it instead of clearing it.

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I was gonna say ‘bartender says Hello Mr President.’

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I abandoned an old account because Hexbear bullies followed me around and downvoted everything. Come to think of it, I haven’t posted a single thing since then, and I had a bunch of posts with hundreds of votes.

OH NO MUH UPDOOTS

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But you don’t understand

I had lots of updoots.

corgiwithalaptop,
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First off Care-Comrade

Second off holy shit have i showed you my project? I tune an octave down

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There are Chinese missiles in my toilets water tank. Just waiting on instructions from Xi

corgiwithalaptop,
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xi-gun you delete that post now before the capitalist pig dogs learn of our plan!

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The joke is amphetamines, but I recall hearing reports a few years back that TONS of the people in congress/whatever in DC see doctors that give them prescriptions SPECIFICALLY for events like the SOTU speech. Some sort of stimulant, nothing that I can recall the name of. But, the report came out under the Trump admin, so its probably coated in liberalism unless you find something scientific.

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Elon Musk, one of the great minds of leftist theory

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