darkphoenix

@darkphoenix@not.an.evilcyberhacker.net

darkphoenix@disaster.queer:/mnt/gay/agenda# ​:idle:​
everyone's favourite chaotic bi poly disaster queer (accept no substitutes) ​:neofox_flag_bi:​​:neofox_flag_polyam:​​:neofox_flag_nb:​​:neofox_flag_genderfluid:​​:neofox_flag_trans:​
chaotic neutral
queer as in fuck you
too hot to be gender solid
"a boy for meme purposes roughly 50% of the time"
"train slut"
AuDHD haver (confirmed)
just another train and computer geek really
probably passing through your area by train at this very moment
most certainly the best worst thing that hasn't happened to you yet
flirting okay unless i tell you otherwise; please tell me I'm cute
has bitten a bunch of cute entities and now some of them are mine maybe
I supposedly run this place, mostly for myself and a few close friends like half the extended polycule
occasionally horny but always CWed

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darkphoenix, to random

this train exists in a quantum superposition. the sign says it's cancelled, but it went, employees on my earlier train told me it was cancelled, and DB Navigator claims it both is and isn't cancelled. I thin... (@ RE 7 ➜ Hamburg Hbf) https://traewelling.de/status/2699440

darkphoenix, to random

needing to hold back the urge to meow arbitrarily when entering a room or otherwise acknowledging someone's presence because it would get weird looks

darkphoenix, to random

Self-OH: "I'm too tired to have a gender today"

darkphoenix, to random

I changed my pfp and so far the main person I'm confusing is myself ​:neofox_googly_shocked:​

darkphoenix, to random

okay so wtf is dev.e-komik.org and why was it flooding my instance with bogus notes
anyone else seen this?

darkphoenix,

as soon as I blocked it suddenly my instance started successfully handling inbound federation again, before the queue was hopelessly blocked D:

darkphoenix, to random

some teenagers who are, admittedly, annoying loud, are adorably amazed at the new trains and how fancy and nice they are :3

Erpel, to random

Where to plugin your enby?
Is 230V AC safe? Sound a little bit too much, but with 5V DC 2A it literally takes all night....

RE: https://not.an.evilcyberhacker.net/notes/9tbt8d8dadjg1ez1

darkphoenix,

@Erpel idk, you're the wireduck

darkphoenix, to random

Purgatory, also known as a waiting room

darkphoenix, to random

Waiting at an office to apply for new ID: make appointment online, show up, get let in a few minutes before the actual appointment, done in minutes
Waiting at the doctor: convoluted phone call process to make appointment via an answering machine, get a call back, get an appointment after a bunch of back and forth, then stand in line to have your health card scanned to then sit for 15+ minutes waiting to be called in

rail_, to random
@rail_@bark.lgbt avatar

I'm going halfway across the country on the train to get back home because that's the quickest connection xD

I truly love when sensible logistics

darkphoenix,

@rail_ been there done that xD

darkphoenix, to random

I'm in Hamburg, in a marginally overcrowded S-Bahn, after I had a lack of object permanence scare after misplacing my wallet yesterday, and I'm wearing new glasses and still feeling a bit off balance due to a big change in strength and slightly different astigmatism compensation, AMA

darkphoenix,

this is only a tiny bit scary and disorienting

NeonPurpleStar, to random

i don't like my new bank account card, too plain :kirby_angery:

darkphoenix,

@NeonPurpleStar no option to add rainbows?

darkphoenix, to random

In order to legally kiss me, you need a dual boykisser/girlkisser license

darkphoenix, to random

i am so gay for some of you you have no idea

darkphoenix, to random

if anyone wants to tell me this is a bad idea, go ahead, but I'm pretty sure I've had much worse ones :P

RE: https://not.an.evilcyberhacker.net/notes/9t1fiu9sadjg13az

darkphoenix,

@MagicLike yeah and I'm pretty sure this counts as jewelry, which is perfectly allowed

rail_, to random
@rail_@bark.lgbt avatar

Eurovision 1st semi-final thread

darkphoenix,

@rail_ it was! Like, the one time we won was on generic pop shit, since then we've entered a bunch of stuff that was so mad it genuinely drove me up the wall hearing on the radio, then last year we submit an actually good thing and get last for it

darkphoenix,

@MagicLike @rail_ still I wouldn't call the song anything more than tolerable, meh

darkphoenix,

@MagicLike @rail_ now, mind you, I Don't Feel Hate was so maddening it genuinely made me change radio channels lol, there is an ongoing ban on playing it in my presence at threat of violence

darkphoenix,

@MagicLike @rail_ so compared to that Lena was pretty amazing :p

darkphoenix, to random

You've heard about collared dove but what about collared enbything

darkphoenix,

(this post sponsored by fedi's designated collared dove enjoyer, @endali)

darkphoenix, to random

Repeat after me, "a can of Monster is not a replacement for a good healthy breakfast.". That's why I got two!

darkphoenix,

Unrelatedly I had a weird dream last night and I'm pretty sure it involved a 2l Monster can

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