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@dgerard@awful.systems

the guy who got Elon and Grimes to hook up, destroying Twitter and then Reddit

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they just popped out for some cigarettes

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archive

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nah, they’ve been in the treacles and sneer spaces for ages

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Doug Clow on Twitter:

I have no deep observation here but I do like to call the EA Wytham Abbey project the Bayesian Priory and the window for that appears to be closing.

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from the estate agents’ site:

This is a magical building in the Oxfordshire countryside, set high above the River Thames. There is a romance to the building, with its turreted, castle-like appearance, and uninterrupted views of the spires of Oxford.

it’s not a castle! it’s just got certain castle-like characteristics

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Is it the dominant listing website in the UK?

yeah basically

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Stock prices in a VC-forced bubble show that society will make trillions from AI!!!

first comment: “uh, wtf, that’s not how anything works.”

reply to this comment: “oh yeah? well DEBATE ME”

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  • As a large language model, if anyone deserved to have a Tamagotchi of them tortured for all eternity …
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from bsky: “It is now officially fair game to make fun of this little shit”

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just reminded again of: What if the moon got mad?

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sorry bro, maximum good across the quantum wave function of the universe

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THE BASILISK IS MY SU-PER-HE-RO

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why yes, the kid went to a C of E primary for a bit and they fucking loved that one

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Bumble founder Whitney Wolfe Herd says the app could embrace AI

“Your dating concierge could go and date for you!” this woman actually said out of her mouth

  • you each send your robots out to date
  • they fuck, creating a nanobot plague that destroys the earth
  • you both stay at home shitposting on bsky

previously both a Black Mirror and an Oglaf (highly NSFW)

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“organ meat” is a whole weird Tiktok dietary pseudoscience influencer marketing thing.

I think it started from this guy but it’s a whole genre now.

Nazis, of course, love pseudoscience diet shit.

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Blade Runner 2: Run Blader

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Book carcass in alley this morning, tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen it’s true face.

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“I’m giving fwow-up.” - Peter Feld on Bluesky

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AUGH MY EYES

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so what happens with those is crippling compliance obligations, which Binance was also hit with

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