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fahrni

@fahrni@curmudgeon.cafe

Husband. Father. Grandfather. iOS by day at WillowTree Apps. iOS and Mac by night as Hayseed.

Super boring. I like good coffee, beer, American Football, and NASCAR. Californian by birth, moved to Virginia in 2019.

Always questioning life and trying mightily to learn new things everyday. I also dig coding and blogging.

Hayseed is my indie venture I wish I could do full time.

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fahrni, to random
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Kim’s roses are enjoying this weather.

dmoren, to random
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Welp, guess I didn’t move fast enough to do my thinkpiece on the Apple ad.

fahrni,
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@Eggfreckles @dmoren

Thats Good Robert Deniro GIF

schwa, to random
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“I want macOS running on my iPad Pro”

Yes grandad. Of course you do grandad.

fahrni,
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@jackbrewster @schwa Just make a FrankenPad like @viticci did.

https://www.macstories.net/stories/macpad-how-i-created-the-hybrid-mac-ipad-laptop-and-tablet-that-apple-wont-make/

I kind of like the way it turned out. 😄

gedeonm, to random
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An app that lets you simply scan the barcode on scratch off tickets and tells you how much you won without ever having to play the game. 🤓

fahrni,
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@gedeonm @dskuza Heh, wonder if the Virginia lottery app does that?

checkervest, to random
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Good morning! I got to my desk and found a cicada just hanging out on it

fahrni,
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@checkervest Neat! I usually find them after they’re dead.

fahrni,
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@checkervest That’s extremely kind of you.

fahrni,
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@checkervest It’s tough being a parent. At some point you just have to let them go.

tonyarnold, to random
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I’ve got to admit that watching the destruction of those beautiful musical instruments in the new iPad ad made me deeply uncomfortable.

Such incredible, needless waste.

fahrni,
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@uliwitness @tonyarnold I was hoping they were all purposefully made just for that shot.

If the instruments were real that’s sad coming from the company that made music front and center as part of their DNA.

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Me, all day long: "Man I can't wait to work on that project after work!"

Me, after work: "Good God work took a lot out of me, I'm way too tired to work on that project."

fahrni,
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@tilton @JonathanGerlach Story of my life! It took me two years to complete the first version of my feed reader app.

fahrni, to random
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Growing pains or did someone report him for some goofy reason? https://me.dm/@mgs/112404732341725311

gabrielesvelto, to random
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Memory errors in consumer devices such as PCs and phones are not something you hear much about, yet they are probably one of the most common ways these machines fail.

I'll use this thread to explain how this happens, how it affects you and what you can do about it. But I'll also talk about how the industry failed to address it and how we must force them to, for the sake of sustainability. 🧵 1/17

fahrni,
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@gabrielesvelto @willcage Looking forward to your article, Gabriele.

fahrni, to random
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We’re killing ourselves. 😞 https://mastodon.social/@dangillmor/112406575899956872

fahrni, to random
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@dbc3 I love that you repair old bikes to give to folks! I’ve thought of doing this often but never make time for it. Heck, I have a dumpster bike of my own that needs to be completed.

SaraSoueidan, to random
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Friends, what are you using to cross-post your posts across social media platforms?

fahrni,
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@SaraSoueidan Micro.blog

I also use it as my blogging platform of choice.

https://micro.blog

fahrni, to random
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I’ve been using Tinylytics for a few months now and love its simplicity. Highly recommended if you’re after an unobtrusive, dirt simple to use, analytics service. https://social.lol/@vincentritter/112405062105341629

fahrni, to random
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Have you seen the Dracula series on Netflix? It’s only three episodes and I thought it was really good.

Ronnie, to random
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What are the chances I fall asleep sitting in this Dillard’s while my wife and mother in law are shopping?

fahrni,
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@Ronnie 100%

fahrni, to random
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To beer or not to beer? That is the question? 🤔

fahrni,
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@j Cheers

Happy Hour Drinking GIF

fahrni,
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@Drwave I beer’d.

fahrni,
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@xcodes33 Done!

joshdholtz, to random
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🍕 And just like that… @DeepDishSwift is over

✅ Speakers delivered amazing talks
✅ Sponsors gave off amazing energy
✅ Attendees were so great to talk to and I saw so many new friendships made

Now… it’s time to rest 💤

fahrni,
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@joshdholtz @DeepDishSwift 😃

Ronnie, to random
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My wife graduates with her PharmD tomorrow. We were taking some pics today. She’s the most amazing person you’ll ever know. It’s unfortunate for you that you’ll never know her.

fahrni,
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@BillSaysThis @Ronnie Hey! Congratulations to her! 🥳

If she’s an iPhone user I’d love her opinions/feedback on the Pharmacokinetics calculator my brother and I put together in 2009! 😃

It’s called RxCalc.

https://apps.apple.com/us/app/rxcalc/id321211290

fahrni,
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@Ronnie @BillSaysThis 🙏🏼

I’d love any feedback she can provide! Thank you!

fahrni,
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@Ronnie @BillSaysThis Oh, and it’s ok if she thinks it’s garbage. I need to know these things! 🙏🏼

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