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Misc design things @guppy, CWO (Chief Wiggle Officer) https://mastodon.yupgup.com/@wigglework. Allergy-friendly baker, bee and butterfly appreciator, maker of eggs for crows.

Pronounced joe-knee

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I think I’m going to attempt cutting my own hair today since salons are a sensory overload minefield.

Anyone cut their long hair before? Just want a straight, blunt trim; the more boring the better.

joni,
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TL;DR Cutting own hair 👍 or 👎

😅

joni, to random
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Anyone consistently wake up even earlier on weekends? So messed up

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I'm embarrassed to admit that after nearly 40 years of having mostly A Lot Of Hair, I only recently figured out the right brush situation.

Natural wood, boar hair. No more tangles and breakage! No more frizz! So soft!

Joni Trythall in dark scene with long freshly brushed hair and a genuine thumbs up

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@webology it's worth trying first! Game changer. I find not being able to do ponytails/buns to be really frustrating–it's just so easy to skip all styling.

The internet told me this is the best brush in the world but I could honestly never bring myself to drop that kind of cash on a brush 😵

https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/mason-pearson-popular-mix-brush-prod94590053

joni,
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@greg Mike has more brushes than I do and it’s nowhere near as long as yours!

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Ben officially lives in the basement. Ben’s old room is Mike’s new office. Mike’s old office is my new office. My old office goes back to being a regular living room and dining room! 🙏

Step 1 of ??? complete ✅

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Things are moving fast now!

Desk ordered, pictures ready when painting is done, curtains and rug ready. Next is plant shelf and plants.

Maybe I’ll have a virtual office warming party to celebrate 🥹🙃

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Got Penny moved in ❤️

joni,
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Antique store finds 🐦

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Another! I don’t actually have room for these but LOOK

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Desk arrived! Really impressed with the quality already. Ungraded to bamboo and it digitally tells you the height as you adjust it 💫 It’s from FlexiSpot.

Don’t freak out I haven’t done cord management yet 🙈

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Anyway, I need a break. Headed to the store to get some dark green office paint 🌿

Here's where my head is at with this. Moody maximalist jungle vibes.

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@Chris the shelves are a dream. So much room for STUFF.

Two windows sounds nice though ☀️

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Ben doesn’t have TikTok but his friends do. I didn’t understand the full extent of what they are seeing on there, but got a little glimpse recently. It’s a lot of batshit unhinged Tr*mp brainwashing stuff? His friend has talking points about why people need to support him. He’s 12. This is insane. These kids have no idea what’s happening to them.

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It’s just Ben and I tonight! What movie should we watch? He’s loving Stranger Things so something similar would be ideal.

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Is there a place in the eastern half of the US that:

➡️ Has great public schools
➡️ Has decent air quality
➡️ Has access to good healthcare
➡️ Has many sunny days
➡️ Does not have a huge population
➡️ Is affordable; housing and taxes
➡️ Is not conservative

Does this exist??

The Delaware school system is a dealbreaker for us and we’re trying to figure out what could be next.

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@kyleejohnson it’s definitely something to think hard about. I always imagined we’d end up just over the border into PA. But affordability and population are now my biggest concerns with that option. It’s feeling impossible to come up with a legitimate list

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Why are newsletters obsessed with Eln Msk?! Another unsubscribe today. Be brave and imagine a world where there are other things to talk about. Be smart and imagine a scenario where getting this attention is what it’s all about.

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It finally happened. In Northern Delaware, I've come to base all my directions around a huge doctor's bag statue. And I finally have an appointment AT the doctor's bag.

No one here will understand what I'm talking about, but I can't keep this to myself.

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Spent too much time on Reddit this morning, then jumped on LinkedIn and was trying to downvote something right away 🙃

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“AI pollution is a tragedy of the commons.”

I tried to pull a meatier quote but was just highlighting the entire article.

https://www.theintrinsicperspective.com/p/here-lies-the-internet-murdered-by

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I have to open and attempt to stir a new jar of creamy almond butter this morning. If there was any hope for this day being OK and punishment-free, it's gone.

joni,
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you know what might be worse, though? Forgetting you dropped a cherry tomato on the floor and stepping on it with bare feet 😱

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I work, I raise a kid, I have hobbies, I live laugh and love, but MOSTLY I spend my time trying to get my Apple watch to acknowledge that my AirPods exist

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The only thing that works is shutting my phone off each time. I can't believe how much we pay for this stuff 😵

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