I REGRET TO INFORM YOU ALL
THAT BECAUSE THE PHYLOGENY OF THESE GIRLOTYPES IS HIGHLY DEPENDENT ON THE
>"EEEH BUT IM NOT CUTE AT ALL YOU SHOULD GO OUT WITH A CUTER GIRL"
RESPONSE, THE SO CALLED >"OLDER WOMEN" ALSO BELONG ON THIS BRANCH OF THE TREE.
IN CONSOLATION I CAN ONLY SAY THAT HAGS SHARE A MUCH MORE DISTANT COMMON ANCESTOR WITH THE REST OF THE "NOT-CUTES" THAN THAT REST DO AMONG THEMSELVES
OH NO, GUYS
DO YOU THINK USG WILL PUT
S A N C T I O N S
ON
C H I N A
GUYS, WASHINGTON DEMON CITY WILL CUT CHINA OFF FROM THE WORLD ECONOMY (AMERICA AND SOME PARTS OF EUROPE WILL HAVE TO BUY CHINESE GOODS THROUGH FUCKIN BRAZIL OR THAILAND OR WHATEVER)
WHICH IS ALSO WHY MOST ANIME BABES ARE WHITE (THERE ARE SOME ASIAN ONES FROM LIKE 80S ANIMES)
I WOULD BE ABLE TO TELL IF THEY WEREN'T
TRUST ME
THE GUT CHECK IS UNFAILING
SHIT THAT IS ACTUALLY IRRELEVANT FOR BICYCLE PERFORMANCE UNLESS YOU ARE COMPETING, YOU WILL NOT NOTICE IT
AKA FOR SPEED, BECAUSE POWER IS BASICALLY A CONSTANT
"JSUT TRANE BRO :)"
WEIGHT
THE RIDER IS LIKE 80% OF THE COMBINED WEIGHT
WEIGHT SAVINGS ON A CARBON FRAME WHEN RIDDEN AMOUNT TO LIKE A TENTH OF WHAT THEY ARE WHEN WEIGHED AGAINST A STEEL OR ALUMINUM ON A SCALE
TIRE PRESSURE
IT CONTRIBUTES TO ROLLING FRICTION A LOT IN THE LAB
IN REAL WORLD -- TURNS OUT BASICALLY FUCKALL
RUN THEM SOFT BROHER, BETTER FOR GRAVEL
TIRE WIDTH
YOU'D THINK OT WOULD IMPACT ROLLING RESISTANCE OR AERO BUT NO, ITS FUCKALL
RUN FIFTIES AND RUN THEM SOFT
RIM WEIGHT
PEOPLE SAY THAT CARBON RIMS ARE FASTER TO SPIN UP AND HEAVY FAT TIRE RIMS "ROLL THROUGH" BUMPS WITH INERTIA
IMO ITS PLACEBO
YOU'RE PUTTING OUT A FIFTH OF A HORSEPOWER -- THE MASS TO POWER OUTPUT RATIO IS SHIT FOR A HUMAN BEAN
YOU'LL BE ACCELERATING SLOWLY NO MATTER WHAT
WHEEL SIZE
BIGGER WHEEL HAS A SMALLER ANGLE OF ATTACK ON BUMPS, RIGHT?
BUT YOUR NOT IMPACTING ROOTS WITH YOUR RIM, YOU'RE EATING THEM WITH THE SOFT PNEUMATIC TIRE
WHICH IS WHY A LOT OF OFF-ROAD SHITBOXES HAVE TINY RIMS WITH BIG PUFFY TIRES
YOU CAN RUN 26" BMX TIRES AND GO JUST AS FAST EXCEPT THEYRE STIFFER SO IF YOURE HANGING A FUCKTON OF BAGS OFF THE FRAME YOU'RE LESS LIKELY TO FOLD YOUR WHEELS IN HALF ON A TURN
BY NOW I HOPE THE FAINT SILHOUETTE OF THE CLOWNCAR I DROVE TO HERE IS STARTING YO TAKE SHAPE
CHAIN GEOMETRY, CHAIN LUBES, CERAMIC BEARINGS, ETC
ITS FUCKALL BUT VERY SPENSIVE
THINGS THAT ACTUALLY DO CONTRIBUTE TO PERFORMANCE
A FUCKEN MOTOR
TRAINING
AERO
MUCH RANGE IS LOST TO AERO WHEN GOING FAST
THE FRAME AERO IS IMPORTANT-ISH, ITS MARGINAL
RIDER POSITION IS CRITICAL
IF YOU LOOK LIKE A CHROME HYPERBOLOID FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR SPACESHIP YOU'RE GOING GANGBUSTERS FOR SPEED VS A COMFY UPRIGHT POSITION
AERO RIMS, AERO SPANDEX HOMO SKINSUIT, DICKHEAD HELMET
RECUMBENTS ARE THE NEXT STEP, FAIRINGS AND VELOMOBILES ARE THE FINAL SOLUTION, BUT THESE WILL COST YOU ALL OF YOUR DIGNITY, -- PERMANENT TIMESHARE IN A LOCKER
RIDER POSITION
IF YOU LOOK LIKE A CHROME HYPERBOLOID FLIGHT OF THE NAVIGATOR SPACESHIP -- YOU WON'T DRIVE FAR
ITS UNCOMFY TO DEAL WITH THE AERO SHIT LONG TERM
SOME SETUPS WILL HAVE YOU SO SCRUNCHED UP YOU CAN'T PUT OUT ALL THE POWER YOU COULD
CONVERSELY THE COMFY UPRIGHT POSITION IS NOT JUST A WINDBREAK BUT ALSO DOESN'T LET YOU INVOLVE YOUR GLUTES AS MUCH AS IF YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED UP THE ASS BY YOUR BICYCLE
TIRE PROFILE
KNOBBLIES ARE SLOWER THAN SLICKS, HARD RUBBER IS SLOWER THAN MORE SUPPLE TIRES. OT IS WHAT IT IS
THERE IS LITERALLY ZERO PROVISION WITHIN ISLAM AS RIGOROUSLY PRACTICED, FOR LONG TERM PEACEFUL COEXISTENCE
YOU CAN ONLY COEXIST WITH THE FAGGED UP WESTERN MIGRANT APOSTATES
WELL MEANING, LIKEABLE MUSLIMS HAVE NO CHOICE NOT TO OPPRESS YOU WHEN OPPORTUNITY ARISES -- THAT IS WHAT THEIR RELIGION DEMANDS OF THEM
LIKEWISE THEY DON'T HAVE THE OPTION TO NOT WORK TOWARDS CREATING THE OPPORTUNITY FOR POWER
IM NOT SAYING WE CAN'T HAVE ALLIANCES OF CONVENIENCE, JUST BEAR IN MIND THAT THIS IS NOT FOREVER
AND LETS BE FRANK, PLURALISM IS A VERY RECENTLY INVENTED LIBTARD THING, ALL RELIGIONS EVER ARE LIKE THAT, AND ONES THAT AREN'T DOCTRINALLY -- HAVE TO BE SO PRACTICALLY IN ORDER TO DEFEND THEIR ADHERENTS FROM OUTSIDERS
CHRISTIANS ARE HAPPY TO GET KILLED LEFT AND RIGHT UNTIL ONE DAY A CHRISTIAN BECOMES KING OR EMPEROR OR IS IN ANY OTHER POSITION OF POWER
AND THEN THE QUESTION ARISES OF "I HAVE POWER AND RESPONSIBILITY BEFORE NY SUBJECTS, AND CHRISTIANS ARE GETTING MURKED, IT IS THE PROPER EXERCISE OF MY POWER TO PREVENT THIS EVEN IF I MYSELF PERSONALLY WOULD BE OK WITH GETTING MARTYRED"
ISLAM IS JUST A MUCH MORE TRANSPARENT LAYUP OF THE GROUP POWER DYNAMIC BECAUSE OF HOW IT CAME TO BE
IT'S HALF RELIGIOUS MOVEMENT HALF POLITICAL PARTY TRYING TO SEIZE POWER LAND AND SLAVES
THERE IS ONE ADDITIONAL MOMENT TO THE FLIGHT OF THE SKYKING THAT IM NOT SMART ENOUGH TO ARTICULATE IN A NON-SCHIZO WAY
WHEN SKYKING FLEW HE HAD SOMEHOW MYSTICALLY DEFEATED DEMON AMERICA
HE WAS NO LONGER SUBJECT TO THE CONSTRUCTED REALITY THAT WE LIVE IN, TO THE FRAMEWORK INTO WHICH REALITY IS PUT TO MAKE SENSE OF IT AND TO CONTROL IT ON AMERICAN TERMS
LIKE HE WASN'T A CONSERVATIVE OR A LIBERAL OR AN INFLUENCER OR A BOOMER OR A ZOOMER OR WHATEVER
THERE IS A RANGE OF ACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR AND THOUGHT, THERE ARE THOUGHTS AND BEHAVIORS THAT ARE CONDEMNED
AND THEN THERE'S STUFF FOR WHICH THERE IS NO CULTURAL SPACE, LIKE SOMETHING THERE IS NO WORD OR TERM IN THE LANGUAGE TO DESCRIBE IT
HE WAS ALIEN TO THAT REALITY LIKE A FOREIGN REALITY IS ALIEN TO IT, LIKE FOREIGN CULTURE AUTHENTICALLY EXPRESSED IS ALIEN TO IT
IN CENTRAL AFRICA BANTUS HAVE PYGMY SLAVES AS HOUSE SERVANTS AND GO DOERS AND SOMETIMES THOUGH RARELY NOWADAYS -- THEY ALSO KILL AND EAT EM
THIS IS A REALITY THAT HAS ZERO PURCHASE IN THE AMERICAN CULTURAL SPACE, ITS JUST ALIEN
WHEN RICHARD RUSSELL BECAME SKYKING HE HAD DECISIVELY AND AUTHENTICALLY STEPPED OVER THE CULTURAL FRAMEWORK OF MODERN AMERICA, BUT AT THE SAME TIME HE DECISIVELY AND AUTHENTICALLY REMAINED ONE OF US
IM
I MEAN HES JUST A FUCKIN GUY
LIKE
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH HIM
YOU DID TOO
ITS NOT LIKE HES LIKE A FUCKIN CENTRAL AFRICAN BANTU WHO IMPORTED PYGMY SLAVES TO CHICAGO, AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO AND THEY MEMORYHOLE THE NEWS ARTICLE IN ONE CYCLE AND ALL IT MEANS IS -- ALIENS NOW WALK AMONG US IN OUR CITIES, EATING MIDGET NIGGERS
HE'S NOT AN ALIEN TO US BUT HE BROKE OUT OF THE CULTURAL SYSTEM OF OUR REGIME
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT IT
HE SHOWED THE POSSIBILITY OF LIFE AFTER AMERICA
BECAUSE HOW IT FEELS, EVEN WHEN WE KNOW BETTER, IS THAT AMERICA IS HOME AND IS NORMAL, AND ITS GETTING SHITTIER AND DYING, AND AFTER IT DIES -- IT'S POST APOCALYPSE
BURNING BARRELS, RAIDERS IN FOOTBALL PADS ON MOTORBIKES, RUINS
OR WE TURN THE SHIP AROUND AND THEN ITS AMERICA BACK AGAIN, BUT THIS TIME ITS X-FLAVORED
NAZI-FLAVORED, MONARCHY-FLAVORED, WHATEVER
WE MIGHT KNOW CONSCIOUSLY THAT WE THE PEOPLE ARE THE CARRIERS AND ORIGINATORS OF CULTURE OUT OF WHICH AMERICA PROCEEDS LIKE A TREE FROM SOIL, BUT IT DOESN'T FEEL LIKE IT AND THE CULTURAL DISCOURSE IS INTENTIONALLY MISDIRECTED FROM THAT TRUTH
SKYKINGS DEATH IS TRAGIC BUT ITS ALMOST INCIDENTAL TO THIS POINT
IF HE HAD FLOWN
FLIED
FLY FLEW FLOWN
IF HE HAD FLOWN DOWN TO FUCKIN PUNJAB AND BECAME A GOD THERE, THIS WHOLE ASPECT OF HIS FLIGHT WOULD HAVE BEEN THE SAME
THE TRAGEDY OF HIS CRASH IS THAT ZOG HAD MURDERED RICHARD RUSSELL BY THE MINUTE THROUGH THE INHUMANITY OF THE LIFE IT HAD PREPARED FOR HIM
BUT THAT TRAGEDY IS INCIDENTAL TO THE FLIGHT OF THE SKYKING AS HIS TRIUMPH OVER ZOG
ALL THIS CHOCOBO STUFF IS WEAKSAUCE
YOUR FANTASY MOUNT SHOULD BE CORGWN
AND INTEGRATE ALL THE WELSH DEEPLORE ABOUT FEY RIDING CORGI INTO THE SETTING
SADDLES AND ARMOR AND THEY FIGHT ALONGSIDE YOU
>ERM BIG CARNIVOROUS ANIMAL AS BEAST OF BURDEN HOW DOES THAT WORK? HOW DOES A PREMODERN SETTING FEED THEM EN MASSE? 🤓
THEY EAT MAGIC YOU FUCKIN BITCH
THEYRE NORMAL SIZED BUT HAVE MAGIC THAT MAKES THEM EMBIGGEN MAGICALLY AND WONDEROUSLY AND MYSTERIOUSLY AND ITS INNATE TO THEM AND NOT QUANTIFIABLE OR EXTRACTABLE ITS PART OF THEIR NATURE